Doritofire: *Paces intensely with Chara and Goose outside in the lobby of the hospital*
Chara: *Screams at desk attendant (Blackstar got a night job)* WE NEED TO SEE HER NOW
Blackstar: *Is wearing a nurse outfit* NO. She's with Dr. Raven.
Goose: I'm just here for, 1) The drinks, 1/2) To see Ivy, and 2) To keep Dorito from freaking out and tearing up things. *Whispers* It's his fear method. That, or hyperventilating. *Points with tail over to Doritofire*
Doritofire: *Hyperventilating in a curled up ball on a sofa, muttering something under his breath*
Walkie-Talkie: *Muffled talking*
Blackstar: *Checks Walkie-Talkie, mutters something, then leans into the microphone on his desk* Can we get Doctors Cinderpelt and Yellowfang into room 193 for a kitting. Dr. Raven needs.. assistance.
Chara: *Grabs clipboard off of Blackstar's desk and checks who is in room 193* AHH WE NEED TO GO SEE HER NOW
Goosetail: We need... disguises.
Bkackstar: wait what-
One trip to the Storage Room later...
Goose: Now we need names. I'll be Dr. Tail, Kitting Doctor PhD.
Doritofire: I'll be Dr. Party, Kitten Namer PhD.
Chara: And I'll be Dr. Undertale, Calmer PhD.
Dr. Tail: Let's go... to... *Checks Map* The top floor! To the elevator! *Gets in elevator with Dr. Party and Dr. Undertale with an angry looking cat*
Angry Cat: *Is sitting on random stool, facing them angrily*
Dr. Party: *Presses top floor button, cautiously looking at the angry cat*
One Uncomfortable, Long Elevator Ride Later...
Dr. Undertale: Run. *Runs out with the others*
Dr. Party: Be careful about what you say around here.. this is the leaders' floor. Only the pro's work up here.
Dr. Undertale: *Checks Map* Autopsy.. surgery... place for GTA for when we- Err.. I mean the Getaway Cars- the cars.
Dr: Tail: The kitting rooms are over near recovery rooms! Come on!
*Room 193 is at the end of the hall*
Dr. Party: Wait! We need to come in urgently, but quietly. *Eases open door quickly*
Yellowfang: Who are you?
Dr. Tail: *Fake German accent* We are doctors from Germany. I am Dr. Tail, and these are associates Dr. Undertale and Dr. Party. We are here for kitting.
Cinderpelt: Why don't you speak normally?
Dr. Tail: We do not speak the English correctly because we are from Germany. We called in for help in leader kitting.
Yellowfang: Riiiight... nah. *Rips off costumes*
Doritofire: Ow.
Raven: It's already done, you guys. It was a success.
Doritofire: O_O WHAT
Cinder: SHHHHHHH
Doritofire: What!?
Raven: Dorito, come see your new kits.
Doritofire: *Walks over to the bed that Ivy is in, as she curled up around something*
Ivy: *Wakes* Oh, hello. *Touches noses with Doritofire* Now you say hello to your kits. *Moves tail to let Doritofire see the sleeping orange, grey, and white kittens*
Doritofire: O.O
Ivy: I called the grey she Spoonkit, the black tom Doritokit, after you, and the white she Mentokit.
Kits: Mew. mew.. me- *Tiny snores*
Doritofire: They are lovely. *Licks each one on the head*
Spoonkit: *Small, sleepy voice* spoons...
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Humor( Listen, this book was written when I was young and new to Wattpad. It isn't in the best condition. ) *INSERT FABULOUS DESCRIPITION HERE* Just random warrior spoofs including my friends in cat form + Weird Cat and other OCs (My friends don't have a...
