- What happened last time -
Goosetail: What? Who? *Looks behind the tree he's leaning up against* Me? Is that my name? I thought I was Biker.
--
Ivy: Oh dear. Have we found a way to reconnect to StarClan?
Raven: *Slowly raises Dorritokit*
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Raven: STARCLAN HAS ABANDONED US
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Breadpaw: Well.. he's speaking pig latin.. but at least he's not speaking backwards anymore.
Ivy: Oh dear.
--
- Back to the present -
Ivy: What are we going to do?
Raven: *Is back* 😶
Ivy: RAVEN. WHAT DID THEY SAY
Raven: There's more to the prophecy.
Ivy: . . . WHAT.
Raven: Mhm. It was-
Dorritokit: *Is staring at Raven* When worlds collide, shadow shall drift from their hiding. They will attack on the weakened Clan of the Islands and demand the lost heart of their world, the Midnight's Moon. *He looks over at the shining moon-shaped stone in Ivy's necklace*
Raven: That. It was that.
Maple: WHY WOULD THEY WANT IVY'S HEIRLOOM
Raven: I DON'T KNOW, MAPLE
Ivy: WHY ARE WE SCREAMING
Raven: I DON'T KNOW
Maple: MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE SHADOW BEINGS ARE GOING TO COME AFTER IVY AND THE CLAN
Raven: MAYBE
Ivy: I MEAN, WHY ARE WE DOING THIS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLAN
Clan: 😶
Raven and Maple: *Blinks* We'll go now.. and.. *Takes Dorritofire*
- A few seconds later -
Dorritofire: What are we supposed to do!?
Maple: I don't know! Why do they-
Ivy: Who the heck are they!?
Raven: Shadows, BUT OF WHO!?
Maple: I DON'T KNOW, RAVEN! WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK THEM
Dorritofire: THEY'RE GOING TO ATTACK OUR CLAN
Ivy: Uh-
Raven: I'M NOT GOING TO ASK THE CATS WHO COULD POSSIBLY BE GHOSTS, CHARA
Maple: WHO CARES
Raven: I CARES! I CARE ABOUT OUR CLAN
Dorrito: Uh, wait guys-
Maple: OH, LIKE YOU'VE EVER CARED ABOUT THE CLAN, LONER
Raven: I HAVE PURER BLOOD THAN YOU'LL EVER HAVE
Ivy: Ugh. *Uses her satanic side* S̷̨̺͊̍͌̚ ̸̬̫̜̤̑̈́͛̄͝H̷̲͗͜ ̵̯̈́̊͛͝Ṵ̸̟̊̉ ̷̛̦͖̺̘͈̅S̷̳̯̰̄͆̅̕͜ ̸̬̾͆̈́Ḩ̴̎͆͐̇͐
Dorrito, Maple and Raven: 😶
Ivy: *Ahem* Thank you. I have to.. think. Raven.
Raven: Yes, Ivy?
Ivy: How long until the.. shadow-things (?) come?
Raven: We have until midnight. ( Is 10:57 now )
Ivy: I hope that's enough time.
- Later, 11:57, In Ivy's makeshift rock den at the front of the makeshift camp (If cats have clocks? Maybe) -
Ivy: What do I do? What can I do? *Looks down at her necklace, which is hanging loosely on her neck*
Necklace Stone: *Glows a deep purple and eerie whispers emit from it*
Ivy: 😶 Did my necklace just talk?
Stone: Hide the stone...
Ivy: Hide.. the stone. Okay. *Takes off the necklace (Somehow) and takes the Moon-shaped stone out*
Stone: In the rock alcove..
Ivy: Mhm.. *Puts it under a bowl-shaped rock on an alcove*
Stone: Prepare..
Ivy: Wait, what?
Stone: For war...
*A yowl sounds at the front of the newly made camp*
??: WE COME FOR THE MIDNIGHT MOON!
???: AND TO END THE ROYAL IVY BLOODLINE
Ivy: . . .What.
Stone: You're screwed...
Ivy: Frick you, stone.
- To be continued -
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