Ravepaw, Dorritofire, and Goosepaw are all talking in the DankClan kitchen.
Dorritofire: So I had a good sandwich the other day, with mayo, ham, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, and Swiss ch-
Ravepaw covered his mouth and whispered to him.
Ravepaw: Don't say or show cheese! It makes Goosepaw go to a level 'Catnip' crazy.
Dorritofire: Okayy..
Goosepaw: So are we gonna make sandwiches? Or are we gonna stand in front of where Sandstorm and her kits make circletine?
Sandstorm and her kits: *Busts down door* CIRCLETINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dorritofire: Run! To the other kitchen!
They ran to the other kitchen, the one the Spoof Crew only used, and started making sandwiches.
They got out everything but cheese.
Raven comes in, milk, vinegar, and shards of glass in her fur.
Raven: They attacked me with circletine. *Shakes off the circletine* Hey, are you guys making sandwiches? Where's the c-
Dorritofire covered her mouth.
Dorritofire: Don't say c-h-e-e-s-e!
Raven: Why? What's so wrong about saying cheese?
Ravepaw: Oh dear StarClan. Take cover!
Ravepaw grabbed them and they all hid in the cabinet above the sink.
They watched as Goosepaw ran around the room like Weird Cat, and then brought Sandstorm and her kits in for a circletine party.
Sandstorm: *Dragon mode* CIRCLETINE
Raven: Did Goosepaw get into my catnip again?
Ravepaw: Yes, he only does this when he has a high amount of catnip. And when someone says cheese while he's had it.
Raven: I know.
Goosepaw threw glasses of the chocolatey circletine everywhere.
Raven: Well, will it be over soon like the last time? I want to crush him now.
Ravepaw: Judging by his hyperness right now, I'd say we'll be stuck in this cabinet for four days.
Dorritofire: Really!?
Ravepaw: Really. *Sigh*
Raven: I can't beat him up, so..
Dorritofire and Ravepaw: Crud.
Raven: RAHHHH
Inside the Cupboard: *Agonized screeching from Dorritofire and Ravepaw*
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Dream's Warrior Cat Spoofs!
Mizah( Listen, this book was written when I was young and new to Wattpad. It isn't in the best condition. ) *INSERT FABULOUS DESCRIPITION HERE* Just random warrior spoofs including my friends in cat form + Weird Cat and other OCs (My friends don't have a...
