- What were we doing? -
Ivy: *Is sinking to the bottom of the lake* Dorritofire... Help..
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Dorritokit: Has anyone seen Spoonkit and Mentokit!?
Breadpaw: *The bread around his head is soggy* They're over here! *Signals to Dorritofire, Mentokit and Spoonkit*
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Ivy: . . . *Right eye opens slightly* Guys..?
Dorrito: IVY
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Ivy: How are we gonna fix this?
Mapleshadow: I have... no idea.
Raven: Let's start by tending to the wounded.
Ivy: Right.
Maple: But then what?
Ivy: I... don't know.
- Oh yeah. Now to the present day -
Ivy: So.. how is Electricpaw?
Breadpaw: Uh.. He stopped glitching and shutting down, but he.. uh..
Electricpaw: əɯ dləɥ əsɐəld əuoəɯos (Someone Please Help Me ;-;)
Breadpaw: He speaks backwards now.
Ivy: . . . What
Breadpaw: I'm working on fixing him.. but for right now... he'll talk like this for probably three weeks.
Electricpaw: ¿¡sʞəəʍ əəɹɥʇ (THREE WEEKS!?)
Breadpaw: SAVE YOUR VOICE. YOU STILL HAVE WATER IN YOU, SO SAVE IT FOR SOMETHING IMPORTANT
Ivy: Okay. *Moves over to Goosetail* How is-
Raven: GOOSE WHAT HAPPENED
Goosetail: What? Who? *Looks behind the tree he's leaning up against* Me? Is that my name? I thought I was Biker.
Ivy: Dear StarClan..
Stonetail: Goose? Remember. I'm Stonetail. These Shes are Ivystar and Raven. You are Goosetail.
Goosetail: Cheesetail, Ninjastar and Rock. But I am Gossiptail! Got it!
Stonetail: *Facepaws* . . .Wait. *Grabs a log and Facelogs* Hmm. *Grabs a couch and Facecouches* Okay. He got amnesia from having half of the island fall on his head. He should be good in a few days, though.
Ivy: Okay then. *Ahem* And Raven.. uh.. Have we figured out the kit power thing?
Raven: *Shakes head slowly*
Ivy: Oh dear. Have we found a way to reconnect to StarClan?
Raven: *Slowly raises Dorritokit*
Ivy: 😶
Raven: *Sets down Dorritokit and walks to Goosetail to help him*
Ivy: *Facepaw* . . . We're all gonna be lost in the dark tonight, aren't we?
Maple: *Carries a batch of moss on her shoulder to Glasstail and Oceanfall* Yep.
- A few moments later -
Raven: STARCLAN HAS ABANDONED US
Ivy: *Slaps Raven* Stop pulling a Bluestar.
The Ghost of Bluestar: That'sss myyyy liiiiineeeee *Evaporates*
Ivy: Exactly. WAIT BLUESTAR CAN YOU TELL US WHERE TO FIND A NEW CONNECTION TO YOU
The Ghost of Bluestar: Go to the Pool...
Ivy: I don't see what going to the public pool will do.
The Ghost of Bluestar: *Facepaw* Go towards the Moon's setting side.
Ivy: What? *Is so confuzzled*
The Ghost of Bluestar: *Slaps the ignorant Ivy with a map of the land* Go to the Moonpool, Ivy! *Fades*
Ivy: Ah. *Looks at the map* Huh. I've only seen Sky Maps.
Raven: IS THAT A WAY TO THE MOONPOOL WHERE I CAN CONNECT WITH STARCLAN
Ivy: I think so- RAH *Raven steals the map from her*
Raven: STARCLAN I WILL FIND YOU SOON *Runs off in the direction of the Moonpool*
Ivy: 😶 Wow. She is StarClan-Omen-Hungry.
Maple: Yep.
Ivy: Wait. If we fell.. then where is Weird Cat?
Hoverpaw: WC IS MISSING!?
Ivy: Uh... Yeah?
Hoverpaw: I MUST FIND HIM *Speeds across the surface of the lake*
Maple and Ivy: The frick?
Breadpaw: I have no idea.
Electricpaw: ɥn˙... ¿sʎnb (Uh . . . Guys?) *His mechanical front (Right) paw sparks, then shoots off of his leg* ¡ɥɥɐ (AHH!)
Breadpaw: *Watches the paw soar into space* You're not getting that back. Also.. *Whacks Electricpaw in the back of the head with a frying pan*
Electricpaw: 😐 *Eyes cross* Aaa.. haa ha *Then he falls flat on his face*
Ivy: Did you just kill Electricpaw with a pan, Rapunzel style?
Breadpaw: 🙂 I hope not.
Electricpaw: . . . .
Breadpaw and Ivy: 😶
Electricpaw: . . . . *Makes a muffled sound, sort of like "OW!", and pushes himself up* Atwhay appenedhay? (What happened?) 😶 ATWHAY APPENEDHAY OTAY YMAY EECHSPAY (WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SPEECH) EADPAWBRAY ATWHAY IDDAY OUYAY ODAY OTAY EMAY (BREADPAW WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME)
Breadpaw: Well.. he's speaking pig latin.. but at least he's not speaking backwards anymore.
Ivy: Oh dear.
- To Be Continued -
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