Wartface is on the stage, in a chair facing away from the audience.
Wartface: *Turns around and everyone on the stage gags* YES, QUEEN! *Sings in horrid voice* 🎶 I'M COMING OUT! 🎶 (Let's just say she looked like a moldy log mixed with a brown french bulldog with the face of the Queen of England)
Everyone: *Vomits because her face is so horrid when singing*
Wartface: Today, I'm going to show you how to be beautiful! Muah! 😗 First, you need the ingredients! You can get these from your kitchen. You will need half a vat of peanut butter, HUGE to-ma-toes, marshmallows, carrot sticks, an entire bag of sugar, lemons, a jug of water, some honey, and a wig! You only need woodchips from Home Depot.
Everyone: Oh StarClan No.
Wartface: Start out by putting the wig on your head. *Puts blond wig on head and it looks crooked and awful on her dark brown matted fur*Then, cover your face and body with peanut butter! Go wild with it! *Jumps in vat of peanut butter and throws it everywhere* Next, dot your face with the honey in slight drops. * Slathers face in honey* Then, put the to-ma-toes on the drops of honey! *Puts big, red tomatoes on face* Put the lemons on your eyes next. *Puts lemons on eyes and screams slightly* THESE FEEL GOOD. Next, put as many marshmallows and carrot sticks up your nose as you possibly can! *Sticks 50,895 Marshmallows up her nose and 60,984 carrot sticks up as well* After that, dump the water just on your face. *Dumps water all over herself* And then put the sugar on! The water helps it stick. *Dumps sugar all over on herself and the floor* Last, get the woodchips on the sugar! *Dumps bag of woodchips on wig and head* Now, you will be a fashion deva! Muah!😗
Then everyone in the studio died because her face was so ugly. Then anyone who was 50 meters from the studio died as well. Then, people who were watching it on YouTube died as well.
It is illegal to say what she looked like, because she was so ugly. Let's just say she looked like a slobbering, wet dog with a perm that had sticks sticking out of it's face and wig, the fur was a mix of brown, yellow and white, all matted and wet, it looked like big pimples grew on the face and made it's nose the size of a bathroom mirror... and it was also a human nose. It looked like it's eyes were yellow and beady and somehow it smiled. Plus the ugliness of her original self, that was the thing that topped it off.
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