Firestar: *Strolling through camp like an idiot* What a Waffle-free morning! Hello- Sandstorm?
Sandstorm: *Wearing fake mustache* Bonjour! Je suis monsieur moustache!
Firestar: *Failing at comprehending this* Uh..
Sandstorm: Vous devries apprendre le francais avant de venir en France. Et je ai dit Bonjour! Je suis monsieur moustache!(Translation: You should learn french before coming to France. And I said Hello! I am Mister Mustache!)
Firestar: In the dark here. I don't.. I can't.. *Gives up on words*
Sandstorm: Tu ne comprendras jamais, imbécile! Le apprentis no ont électronique! Allez les chercher et Google Translate this! (You'll never understand, you fool! The apprentices have electronics! Go get them to Google Translate this!")
Firestar: Uh..
Greystripe: BONJOUR, Firestar! Aimez-vous il ici en France? (HELLO, Firestar! Do you like it here in France?)
Firestar: DEAR STARCLAN *Runs away to RiverClan*
Greystripe: Aw man! Firestar didn't get to hear my French impression!
Sandstorm: Ne vous inquiétez pas. Il ne sait pas que RiverClan is maintenant grecque. Vous avez déjà vengeance. (Do not worry. He does not know that RiverClan is now Greek. You already have revenge.)
Greystripe: Ooh, amazing, monsieur moustache!
Firestar, distant: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE CATS
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Humor( Listen, this book was written when I was young and new to Wattpad. It isn't in the best condition. ) *INSERT FABULOUS DESCRIPITION HERE* Just random warrior spoofs including my friends in cat form + Weird Cat and other OCs (My friends don't have a...
