Stonetail: You like the smell of my snail breath? That's because I was eating escargot myth-hunting for your love.
Sneakfur: I'll betray anything... but your love. I'll steal that.
Breadpaw: I'll summon a storm of ducks just for you. Uh.. they might attack you.
Feathertail: I'll give up my entire world fighting for you, my love. ~<3
Crowfeather: You mean more to me than my other three mates.. who all died. (Leafpool and Nightcloud: WE DIDN'T DIE)
Hollyleaf: I'll love you.. Only if you follow the Warrior Code until we die. Then do it in StarClan. WE WILL MAKE EVERYONE UPHOLD THE WARRIOR CODE
Tigerheart: I'm Half-Clan and single!
Goosefeather: I foresee that we'll end up together.. and half of the clan will die of starvation.
Firestar: I have kittypet blood.
Hawkfrost: FORGET YOU I'LL BECOME MY OWN MATE
Mosskit: I'm cold. Can I hug you? ~<3
Graystripe: Fun fact- my parents were cousins and I overshare. I also should have stayed single after trying to push Millie down a ravine. (Millie: YOU ARE TOO DANGEROUS FOR BRIAR)
Tigerstar: I'm Tigerstar.
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Dream's Warrior Cat Spoofs!
Umorismo( Listen, this book was written when I was young and new to Wattpad. It isn't in the best condition. ) *INSERT FABULOUS DESCRIPITION HERE* Just random warrior spoofs including my friends in cat form + Weird Cat and other OCs (My friends don't have a...
