-What we were doing-
Goosetail: *Floats back up AGAIN* I THINK I HAVE A CONCUSSION. I ALSO FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE. *Sinks back down*
Ivy: *Facepaws* Oh dear.
Oceanfall: Uh.. Ivy? *Starts to fall backwards*
Sage: The laws of Mother Nature's gravity are pulling us, the sober dolphins into the wave of falling.. *Gets hit by a branch* sadness.
*The other half of the island is falling*
Breadpaw: *Slides backwards* WEEEEEE
-Back to the present-
Ivy: Oh dear. EVERYONE GRAB ON TO SOMETHING *Latches onto a rock*
Shadowflame: *Grabs onto the island*
Maple: SHADOW GRAB ANYTHING, ANYTHING BUT THE HALF OF THE ISLAND
Dorritokit: *Stares down at the lake* Islands crumbling, Islands falling. Cracks and creeks. As the end draws near, hold on to anything.
Raven: 😱
Ivy: 😰 Did you know he could do that?
Raven: 😱 *Slides backwards*
Ivy: Well, that's a no. I think my son can foretell prophecies.
Mentokit: I EXPLODE WHEN I GET NEAR SODAS
Ivy: WHAT
Spoonkit: I can summon a storm of silverware and change it to my will.
Ivy: 😶 *Faints*
Goosetail: I STILL CAN'T SEE THE ISLAND PROPERLY
Sneakfur: . . . I'm going with him. *She salutes, then back dives into the lake below*
Maple: WIMP
Sneakfur: I FORGOT THAT I CAN'T SWIM
Stormycloud: We're all gonna die. Hmph. *Crosses paws*
Dorritofire: I HAVE SO MANY THINGS I NEEDED TO TELL YOU ALL
Clan: What?
Dorritofire: Not now.
Breadpaw: WHEN WILL YOU TELL US, IN STARCLAN!?
Dorritofire: Later, if we survive. Some things I will take to the grave.
Electricpaw: To a watery grave?
Dorritofire: Why?
Electricpaw: THAT. *Signals to the incoming lake*
Ivy: *Wakes up* Huh? What-
Maple: HOLD YOUR-
*Everyone is plunged underwater*
Electricpaw: *Shakes and shocks everyone next to him* Ȧ̸̢̢̛̜̩͉̲͖̠͕͆͂̒̔Ģ̵̲̳̬̣̯͔̗̤̟̯̥̣̯͇̎̅̅̇͠H̶̡̭͈̯͕̗̙̐̆̅͗̆͌͌́̉͝͝
Stonetail: NESSIE IS COMING FOR US
Ivy: *Is sinking to the bottom of the lake* Dorritofire... Help..
Dorritofire: Ivy! *Swims to get her*
Ivy: *She lets go of her breath under pressure* Dorritofire..
Dorritifire: No! *He grabs her scruff and swims up*
*The two break the surface of the water*
Raven: Goosetail! Shadowflame? Anyone!?
Dorritokit: Has anyone seen Spoonkit and Mentokit!?
Breadpaw: *The bread around his head is soggy* They're over here! *Signals to Dorritofire, Mentokit and Spoonkit*
*The clan swims to one of the Bordered shores between ThunderClan and ShadowClan*
Dorritofire: Ivy! *Smacks her face a few times with his paw*
Ivy: . . . . .
Raven: Ivy?
Glasstail: What happened?
Goosetail: *Is lying down up against a tree, being tended to by Stonetail and Oceanfall* Ow..
Ivy: . . .
Electricpaw: Ã̵̡̡̺̝̟̖̼̺̝͈̥͕͉͎̌̀̒̏͗̌̿̃̽͑̚̚͘͜ĝ̵̨̨̧̘̲̭̠̩̮̱̬̿̉̃͗́̆͐̑̈́͑̌͘͠h̸͕͍͚͕͙͓̩́̒̀̂̎̄͗...̷̮̬̫̽͂͂͜ͅ ̸̧̧͔̖͖̖̞̭̙̑͒̎̔̉͆̽̏̿̅͋̽͗͛͝ę̸̺͉̩͍̻̆̈̄̽͛͂͛̄͌͛͝v̶̙̦͓̞̟̇̽̈́̐͆͋͗̒͂͝ȩ̴̨̮̘͚̩̻͇̣͙̦͓̖̋̀̐́r̴̜̟͎̝͍̈́͗̂͗̍̓̑͆̇ẏ̵̢̧͕̥̩̩̲́̀̏̂͐̀̇̔̕͘͠t̴̤̞̠̪̍̍͝h̶̏͂̿̂̈̓̎̉́̍̍͜ȉ̷̟̥̯͌̽̒̇̋̄͗̕ń̶̻͚̿́̏g̷̫͖̠̥͓̋̃͌͊̈͛̈́̈́̑̎̓͜͝ ̴̛͖̼̯̽́͐͗̑̊̔̍̈́̇̎͊͝h̸̜͉̯̭̿́ͅư̴̧̢̙͎͎̩̦̮̺͍̽̄́͛̈̄̍͜͠r̴̡̧͖̭̘͎̜̯͔͎̝̠͍͖̂ͅt̷̡̞̼̞͔͑̕͝s̸̮͛̃̍̒͋̔͆̽̄̍̊̚̕͝.̵͓̜͕̥͙̬̖͖̣̳͈̞̯͍̎̒̒͜.̷̜̯͚̭̜̣̉̽̌̾͂̋͒̍̑̔̊̀̈́͑͜ͅ ̶̢̳̳̪͇̀̇̅́̀̋̇̎̄͛́O̴̟̰̹̟͓͔̱̘̼͉̙͊̉̈́͒̓̅̌̈̚͝͠-̶̤͉̄̚Ǫ̶̧͍͕̙̳̞͙̹̤̹̯̖̔̀͛̓͜͝-̴̜̮̼̳̫̳̞̪̮͙́̂̄͒̉̏͐̓̕͘̚ͅǪ̷̢̧̡̜̗̦͍̥̮̣͑̉̓̽̈́̎̾̉̄͑́́͊̈́͜W̷̮͖̠͂̓̈͑̄̂!̵͖̎̍͂̚ *Glitches*
(Agh... everything hurts.. O-O-OW!)
Breadpaw: It's okay, buddy.
Shadowflame: What's going to happen to my sister?
Raveclaw: Ivy! Wake up!
Mentokit: Mother?
Dorrito: Ivy. Please.
Maple: Ivy..
Raven: Just wake up and help your clan. Help us.
Ivy: . . . *Right eye opens slightly* Guys..?
Dorrito: IVY!?
Raven: 😨 But she.. didn't.. what.
Spoonkit: Mother! *Uses youngest kitten kawaii powers and sits next to Ivy* Mew
Mentokit: How come I didn't inherit that?
Ivy: *Coughs up some water* What did I miss?
Dorrito: IVY! *Licks her head*
Ivy: Oh right. We fell into the lake. *Gets to her paws, (Spoonkit returning to her place next to Dorritokit and Mentokit) stumbles for a second, then looks around* How are we gonna fix this?
Mapleshadow: I have... no idea.
Raven: Let's start by tending to the wounded.
Ivy: Right.
Maple: But then what?
Ivy: I... don't know.
-To Be Continued-
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Humor( Listen, this book was written when I was young and new to Wattpad. It isn't in the best condition. ) *INSERT FABULOUS DESCRIPITION HERE* Just random warrior spoofs including my friends in cat form + Weird Cat and other OCs (My friends don't have a...
