Lionkit: GUYS THE SECOND PART OF THE ACADEMY INFOMERCIALS ARE ON
Jaykit, Squirrelflight, and Hollykit speed over.
Jaykit: Why are you here?
Squirrelflight: I want to see if there is a good academy I can send you to so I can relax, finally.
Kits: O-O You want to send us away!?
Squirrelflight: SHUSH ITS ON
Ferncloud: Hey, Kits! Do you like learning and then not using your skills? Well, come on down to Ferncloud's Boarding School! Where you can learn warrior skills, never use them, and make a clan out of 900,000,000 kits!
Ferncloud: Ferncloud's Boarding School. We've been Teaching Kits for 10 days- err.. years!
Jaykit: That sounds like a girl school.
Lionkit: Don't worry. We'll go to a manly school, brother. *Glares at Squirrelflight and Hollykit as they shoot glares back*
Mapleshadow: Ayyy, do you like memes? Then come on down to Mapleshadow's Meme Academy! Where we teach kits about staying out of Shrek's Swamp, riding unicycles like Dat Boi, and recognizing rare Doges. Sounds like a good deal, right? So sign up today on MemeAcademy.Com!
Hollykit: CAN WE GO THERE
Squirrelflight: *Sets tail on Holly's shoulders and looks her in the eyes, a smile on her face* No.
Blackstar: Are you one of those gloomy kits who hate everything?
Jaykit: Yes.
Blackstar: Then come on down to Blackstar's Reform School, where we beat grumpiness into place of that gloom.
Jaykit: Nope.
Infomercial cat: And that is the end of the Academy Infomercials. We hope-
Squirrelflight: -Turns off TV- I found out which schools I'm sending you three to.
Hollykit: Wait.. Schools? Like with an S!?
Squirrelflight: Yes. I'm sending Jaykit to Blackstar's Reform School, You to Fallen Leaf's Academy of Magic, and Lionkit to Whitestorm's Academia. Pack your bags, because you leave tomorrow.
Lionkit: Tomorrow!?
Squirrelflight: Yes, so say your good-byes now, because you leave at different times in the morning. *Walks out*
Jaykit: It can't.. I..
Lionkit: Different schools..
Hollykit: It's okay.. only.. 200 weeks apart.. OH WHO AM I KIDDING I CAN'T BE APART FROM YOU GUYS THAT LONG *Breaks down into a sob*
The three cry for 35 minutes, then hug and say tearful good-byes.
Jaykit: You guys are making me cry.. I don't want to cry.. but I'll miss you too much!
Hollykit: Me too.. but we'll see each other again.
Lionkit: I'll fight though a mountain to see you guys again after this.
Hollykit: I have to go.. pack.
Jaykit: Take a phone so I can text you guys from time to time. *Gives phones*
Lionkit: We will. Good-bye.
Hollykit: Bye. *Tears up*
Jaykit: Hope I make it through reform school.
A/N - Read Academies Of the Three to see what happens next.
- Catnip Leader, Ivystar.
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