Ivystar: *Wakes in the med den, the sounds of ambulances in the distance* Where the nana boo-boo am I? *Hiccup*
Raven: You're in the med den, a few hours away from kits.
Ivystar: K-its?
Raven: I forgot you ate the calming catnip. Your meow-meow soft teensy weensy fur packets of rain-rain bows and sun-sun shine nyan cats.
Ivystar: OH... WAIT WHAT- Wait.. We don't have a car.. how am I.. *Hic* going to get to the fix-fix icky medicine place of storm clouds and rain and light-lightning? *Hic*
Raven: In an ambulance.
Ivy: ?
Raven: A woo-woo beep-beepy we-o we-o be-do be-do rolly big truck.
Ivy: Oh.. Plus, how am I having sparkle plush nyan cats?
Raven: Your mate?
Ivy: ?
Raven: *Facepaw* Your lovey dovey mush-mush cat rainbow plush of fur.
Ivy: Oh. *Angry Catnip speech* CUUURSE YOUU
Raven: Ok.. into the woo-woo beep-beepy, then you could sleep all the way to the Stormy Lightning place.
Ivy: OKAY, TALKING BUSH.
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Dream's Warrior Cat Spoofs!
Humor( Listen, this book was written when I was young and new to Wattpad. It isn't in the best condition. ) *INSERT FABULOUS DESCRIPITION HERE* Just random warrior spoofs including my friends in cat form + Weird Cat and other OCs (My friends don't have a...
