The Spoof Crew is talking in their little 'Dank Clan' camp, inside of Ivystar's huge den sitting at the table, and Goosetail is gone.
Ivystar: So I think we should I think we should have a spoof book called-
Whisper: Toooaasssteer Wafffffleees...
Chara/Mapleshadow: What was that?
Raven: Someone who said toaster waffles, duh.
Dorritofire: But who said it?
Everyone looks at Stormycloud.
Stormycloud: I say Toaster Pancakes, not Toaster Waffles.
Ravepaw: Let's just continue the discussion, alright?
Everyone: Alright.
Shadowflame: What if we had a spoof book about-
Whisper: Toooooooooooaaaasteeeeer Waffffffleeeeeeees........
Oceanfall: There it is again!
Dorritofire: Who the heck is saying it?
Goosepaw burst through the middle of the table and shouted, "TOOOOOOAAASTER WAFFLES!"
Chara/Mapleshadow: WHAT IN DA NAME OF STARCLAN ARE YOU DOING?
Goosepaw: Shouting 'Toaster Waffles' because it's my catchphrase! What? You guys don't shout your catchphrases too?
Raven: No one here but you bursts through a table yelling, like a maniac, 'Toaster Waffles!' Well, except for Weird Cat. He sneaks up on people and shouts, 'I'm Weird Cat! I lick pickles!'
Weird Cat snuck up behind Ravepaw.
Weird Cat: IM WEIRD CAT! I LICK PICKLES!
Ravepaw jumps up high and hits the ceiling of the den.
Ravepaw: What the derpy heck, Weird Cat?
But Weird Cat was gone.
Ivystar: I thought I Weird Cat-proofed my den!
Goosepaw: So that's why those whipped cream bottles with string on them together were out there! Sorry, I thought they were just lying there, so I ate them.
Oceanfall: Wow.
Stormycloud: You ate them both?
Goosepaw: In one sitting before I snuck in here.
Shadowflame: Wow. Just wow.
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Dream's Warrior Cat Spoofs!
Humor( Listen, this book was written when I was young and new to Wattpad. It isn't in the best condition. ) *INSERT FABULOUS DESCRIPITION HERE* Just random warrior spoofs including my friends in cat form + Weird Cat and other OCs (My friends don't have a...
