THE GRAND SORTING

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All kits (Past and present) are lined up before Dumblestar (Firestar) for the Great Sorting.

Sorting Hat: LET THE GRAND SORTING BEGIN

Dumblestar: Lionkit!

Sorting Hat: GRRRRRYFFINDOR

Lionkit: WOOO * Goes to Gryffindor Table *

Dumblestar: Tigerkit!

Sorting Hat: GRRRRRRY...

Tigerkit: please please please

Sorting Hat: SLITHERIN

Tigerkit: WOO

Dumblestar: Breezekit!

Sorting Hat: * Inhale * leave and never return.

Breezekit: I'LL GO START MY OWN SCHOOL * Runs into wall *

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