*The DankClan camp is filled with meme decorations, TVs are showing funny spoofs that happened in the book, and refreshments served at a really loooong table.*
Ivystar: SOMEONE CALL THE CLANS
Shadowflame: *Gets a megaphone and yells in it from the highest part of camp* COME TO THE 50 PAGE CELEBRATION AT THE DANKCLAN CAMP! ALL CLANS ARE WELCOME! EVEN STARCLAN AND THE DARK FOREST!
*Clans, The Dark Forest, BloodClan and StarClan come streaming in*
Yellowfang: WHAT IN THE GOOD NAME OF SILVERPELT DO YOU WANT!? I WAS HAVING A NAP AND I COULD HEAR YOU IN STARCLAN.
Stonetail: Good.
Oceanfall: ITS A 50 PAGE SPOOF CELEBRATION
Yellowfang: WHAT IN THE GOOD NAME OF SILVERPELT IS THAT
Dorritofire: We've made it this far because Dream keeps writing this. Somewhere at 4:31 in the morning.
Bluestar: Wait.. does that mean if Dream stops writing this, we will stop talking?
Goosetail: Don't dwell too much on it, you'll cause an infinite paradox- an infinite paradox- AN-AN-AN INFINITE- IN-IN-IN-INFIN-INFIN-FINITE-INFINITE PAR-PAR-PARADOX- PA-PARADOX *Implodes*
Ivystar: Dear StarClan.. *Goes in time machine while everything implodes and goes back to before Goosetail can say it* Hmm.. *Takes out past self* SHH... Sleep.
Past Ivystar: WHAT- how... peanut alligators.. *Snores*
Ivystar: *Becomes her past self and tackles Goosetail* YAAAAAH
Goosetail: You'll cause an- AHH! IVYSTAR!
Ivystar: Don't say it, you'll cause an implosion. ANYWAY LET'S PARTY
Everyone: WHOO HOO
They partied for hours and hours, and the reason it doesn't describe how they partied is because Dream was too lazy to type out every single word on the page.
Anyway, they all had too many Catnip Lamosies ( It's a drink that's made of 98% Catnip, 1% Super Sugar, and 1% Water.. that is somehow caramelized. ) And got into crazy things. After that, the guests couldn't get back to their camps and territories, because they were all tired, disoriented, and dizzy.
Tigerstar and Scourge got stuck in a tree while having a 'barbie party'...
Tigerstar: I'm Princess FabulousGlitterbutt of Barbieville!
Scourge: I'm her sister, Princess SparkleAmazingDress!
Both: I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world! Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
Mapleshade and Mapleshadow got their heads stuck in punch bowls and had a ram war.
Both: My.. head hurts..
Jayfeather was forced to play 7 Minutes In Heaven IN A CLOSET with Half Moon and Briarlight. It ended with Jayfeather lying star-struck on the floor, light smudges of lipstick around his face.
Jayfeather: Many... woo.. she.. wow. Lipstick.. Stoneteller has words..The world is spinning. 😊
The leaders played truth or dare against their deputies. Brambleclaw had to sit in a hole with Jessie and Squirrelflight, Reedwhisker was in a fake marriage with Willowshine, So on and so forth.
Anyway, Dream can't even bother to keep writing this stupid crap she calls a book, so goodnight, readers.
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