Mapleshadow: *Brings in a brown and tan tom from the bramble tunnel*
Ivy: Uh.. Maple?
Maple: Yes?
Ivy: Who the frick is that?
Maple: He says his name is Sage, and he wants to be part of the clan.
Sage: As the butterfly brings himself upon the flowers, I bring myself upon you.
Maple: And he speaks nonsense.
Ivy: . . . That's exactly what we need. Sage, get over here.
Sage walks over to Ivy under the Meme Rock.
Ivy: I name you-
Sage: Wait. My name is my namesake, and I want to keep it the way it is, like how the tree stays the same but it's leaves change only with the tide of winter.
Ivy: .-. Do you have any idea of what he just said?
Maple: Nope.
Raven: I think he wants to keep his name the same, Ivy.
Ivy: Ah.. thanks for clarifying.
Maple: Huh.
Ivy: Well, Welcome, Sage, to DankClan. Hoverpaw!
Hoverpaw: *Bounds over, then stops abruptly at her paws* Yes, O' Great and Glorious Ivy? What do the Royal Paws need?
Ivy: Get off of my paws please. And I'm not Royal.
Hoverpaw: *He stares at her paws for a moment, then gets off* One day, you'll understand.
Ivy: ... Okay then. Uh, can you give Sage a tour of the clan please? And take Sneakfur with you just in case.
Hoverpaw: In case of what?
Ivy: Nothing.
Sneakfur: *Sneaks up on Sage* Eee! Hmm. Where am I? *Pops out of view*
Ivy: What is my clan turning into?
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