By stareevee~
-I fixed the Spoof up a bit-
Lionblaze: So BORED
Berrynose: I'm hungry
Lionblaze: Wanna bug Jayfeather?
Berrynose: Meh
In the medicine den
Lionblaze: JAYFEATHER I HAVE A HURT IN MY PAW
Leafpool: I'll fix it *Holds up a hack saw*
Berrynose: o.o
Lionblaze: Huh?
Leafpool: You cant have a hurt in your paw if you dont have a paw
Lionblaze: WAT no no no...where's my brother?
Leafpool: Oh.. well you see I kinda.. spilt a whole bag of sugar over our catmint supply...and my idiotic dad ate the sugary catmint...and now he's hyper and Jayfeather went to get him, cause Firestar ate his stick...or something.
Berrynose: Duz u hav fooooooood... sorry I'm so hungry, I can't talk right
Lionblaze: Crud... I wanted to annoy Jayfeather...oh well *starts poking Leafpool*
Leafpool: 😑
Berrynose: *Eats Lionblaze's tail*
Lionblaze: MOMMY
Squirrelflight: *Eats a squirrel*
Jayfeather: *Walks into the medicine den, dragging a knocked out Firestar by the tail* It took me twelve hours.. but I caught him.
Lionblaze: BRO I HAVE A HURT IN MY PAW
Jayfeather: I'm too tired for this crud.
Firestar: *Wakes up and hallucinates that he sees EVERYTHING as a waffle* No no no no NOOOOOOOOO *runs out of the medicine den* MY WORST NIGHTMARE IS REAL
Berrynose: *Has passed out from hunger*
Lionblaze: Jayfeather... *Pokes Jayfeather* Jay Jay Jay
Ten minutes later..
Lionblaze: *Pokes Jayfeather* Jayfeather....
Jayfeather: *Is beyond mad* WHAT
Lionblaze: ... Hi...*Runs out of the medicine den*
Jayfeather: WHY YOU LITTLE-
The following scene has been removed due to excessive swearing
-The end-
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Dream's Warrior Cat Spoofs!
Humor( Listen, this book was written when I was young and new to Wattpad. It isn't in the best condition. ) *INSERT FABULOUS DESCRIPITION HERE* Just random warrior spoofs including my friends in cat form + Weird Cat and other OCs (My friends don't have a...
