Ivystar: Ahem. May all cats who are old enough to worship thy O' Mighty Grumpy Cat and other memes, join beneath the Meme Rock for a special meeting!
-Crickets, as to no one came over-
Ivystar: AHEM. -Voice raises in annoyance- May all cats who are old enough to worship thy O' Mighty Grumpy Cat and other memes, join beneath the Meme Rock for a special clan meeting!
-Crickets-
Ivystar: Oh, for StarClan's sake.. Ahem. DANKCLAN GEET YOUR LAZY TAILS OVA' HERE FOR THE WARRIOR CEREMONY OR IMMA EAT CATNIP
-Many DankClan members zoomed over there then, after hearing Ivystar was gonna eat catnip if they didn't come over-
Ivystar: Okay, now that everyone is here, let the ceremony begin! Ravepaw, Goosepaw, Stonepaw and Glasspaw... step forward.
They bounded up to the front, looking up at Ivystar with excitement.
Ivystar: Do you promise to uphold the Warrior Code and the Meme Code and put your clan before anything else, even at the cost of your life?
Ravepaw: I.. I do.
Glasspaw: Yes.
Stonepaw: Absolutely!
Goosepaw: ...I promise.
Ivystar: Do you promise to lead your fellow warriors in the best way you can? To protect every cat and to always find peace before anything else?
The apprentices: Yes.
Ivystar: Then, by the ansestors of DankClan, I give you your warrior names. Ravepaw of DankClan, you shall now be known forever until you, if you ever do, become a leader, as Raveclaw.
DankClan: Raveclaw! Raveclaw! Raveclaw!
Raveclaw's eyes shone with courage, but also with happiness.
Ivystar: Then, for the brothers. By the ansestors of DankClan, I give you your warrior names. Goosepaw, Glasspaw and Stonepaw of DankClan, you shall now be known forever until you, if you ever do, become leaders, also for semblance to your brotherhood, I name you Goosetail, Glasstail and Stonetail.
The brothers shone with pride.
DankClan: Goosetail! Glasstail! Stonetail!
Ivystar: StarClan and DankClan both welcome you four as full warriors. May the Lights of our Fallen shine on your fur in Seasons to come.
DankClan: Raveclaw! Glasstail! Goosetail! Stonetail!
Ivystar: Tonight, you, my new warriors, shall go outside of camp to the heart of the territory and do the secret trial to unlock your warrior powers.
Many cats gasped around him and started whispering.
Raveclaw: Yes, Ivystar.
Ivystar: Clan dismissed. -She watched Raveclaw, Stonetail, Goosetail and Glasstail head off to the med den for traveling herbs- Be careful, my warriors.
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