Cloudtail: Here's how you get to PartyClan, Whitekit!
Whitekit: OKAY!
Cloudtail: Here goes..
-Go eat this delicious herb, Catmint, in the medicine den to activate your Nyan powers! But beware, the grey, blind monster that lives there.
-Lock Firestar in a couch.
-Lock everyone else in a recliner.
-There is a orange key under the ugly parsley green rug. I know we don't have one, but you'll see one..
-Take the key and go to the leader's den. Put it in the secret keyhole that is in Firestar's nest. It will be under all of his lipstick, 'Get Fit' Magazines, and his giant book that says 'How to be a Mary Sue and Annoy Everyone Forever.'
-A blue trapdoor will appear and then you go through it.
-Then you shall be at PartyClan! Or, DankClan more perhaps.
Whitekit: OKAY! *Runs off to Jayfeather's Den*
Cloudtail: Wait.. She's gonna try to lock me in a recliner, isn't she? *Sees Whitekit trying to push Firestar under a couch cushion* Crud.
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