Your Species is Just so Pun-Able!

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"No, but seriously, there are so many pun opportunities for werewolves!"

"There are way more for vampires!" Michael insisted.

"You just say that because you're not a vampire."

"Maybe you're right. I've heard that it can be a real pain in the neck."

Jeremy snorted, "I don't even know where you got these puns."

"Are they driving you batty? Do they really suck that much?"

"At least you're aware of how horrible they are."

"If you don't like them, then why do you still hang around?"

"Because I know that you find these howling funny."

"Oh, that was just fangtastic."

"Stop trying to awoo me with your charming kindness."

"BOYS, STOP IT!"

Jeremy and Michael looked up the stairs, struggling through their laughter.

"Sorry mom!"

"Sorry Mrs. Mell!"

If Jake loves his pyromaniac, Rich, does that make him... pyromantic?

Okay, but seriously, guys. I've been falling behind on my Holiday game... meaning it has been non-existent. I haven't written any one-shots for the Holidays, and I'm sorry. However, I've already gotten a Christmas special planned out, so, yay! 

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