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JIMIN LOOKING LIKE A 3 COURSE MEAL

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Unknown:
wya?

Me:
new phone who dis

Unknown:
I'll let you keep guessing, for the bants babygrllll

Me:
kim taehyung.

Unknown:
Wrongo, try again

Me:
erm, jay park? Please say it's jay park

Unknown:
who's that???????¿?¿

Me:
what? Get out, just go now

Unknown:
1 more guess

Me:
since when did i only have 3 guesses?

Unknown:
since i said baby

Me:
stop calling me baby, you don't have the right fam

Unknown:
dâmn does that right belong to taehyung? And fam? Who tf says fam anymore

Me:
no and obvs me

Unknown:
right I'm bored of this. It's jimin you boring höe

Me:
boi why you texting me? And WHO ARE YOU TO CALL ME THAT

Name changed to: chimmychunga

Chimmychunga:
im bored and jungshook gave me your number

Me:
jungshook? Sounds legit. Why would he betray me like this

Chimmychunga:
yeah yeah, shut up, i wanna ask you something

Me:
look, mate, I'm not in the mood, go away, thanks xoxo

Chimmychunga:
don't tell me what to do.

Me:
I'll do as i please

Chimmychunga:
brat

Me:
spoilt rich boy

Chimmychunga:
höe

Me:
trash

Chimmychunga:
bïtch

Me:
I'm telling taehyung

Chimmychunga:
snitch -_- nah all jokes aside - $€ |\| |) |\| \_/ |) € $

Me:
LEAVE

Chimmychunga:
nah i like my spot

Chimmychunga:
I see you reading my messages

Chimmychunga:
reply then

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