#12 Dumb Couple Fights

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Ashton: "You seriously don't understand why I'm upset?" You screamed at Ashton, throwing another pillow from the couch towards the direction of his face. "No, Y/N! I don't! In case you didn't know, I CAN'T READ MINDS." He yelled back, face growing more red. "You know how mad it makes me when you fall asleep while we're watching movies!" "Oh my God. I'm tired!! I have concerts and recording sessions! Forgive me if I need some sleep!" He walked away down the hallway and into the bedroom. You followed stomping behind. "But I feel like you don't even care about spending time with me! You just fall asleep! DURING MY FAVORITE MOVIE." "Oh, heaven forbid that we fall asleep while watching the Notebook... FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME." You sat staring at each other for a few seconds before a dimpled grin appeared on Ashton's face. It infuriated you. "WHAT?! What could possibly be so funny?!" His grin turned into a full on fit of laughter. "Do you hear us?! We are so dumb!" He continued laughing and rolled onto the bed. You thought about it for a second and before you knew it you were laughing too. "Wow.. .This is probably the dumbest thing we've ever fought about." You two couldn't stop laughing. "Except for that one about the dirty laundry last week." He added and you couldn't help but agree.

Calum: "NOOOOO." You stated, trying to remain calm. "I wanted the back wall in the kitchen sun flower yellow, and the wall in the living room to be sun shine yellow." Calum stared blankly at the two paint strips you had given him, wondering what exactly the difference was between the two. "These look exactly the same." He sighed, throwing the strips to the floor and resuming painting. "Calum! Stop! I don't want this color in here! It's too bright!" You complained, pulling him away from the wall. "Y/N, are you blind?! They look exactly the same!! Look, here!" He grabbed brushes from each color and painted a stripe down both of your arms. "See? They look the same." He chuckled to himself. Your face grew red as you stared at the paint on your arms. He was making this into a joke when it was something you really cared about. "You don't even care if the house looks dumb!" You screamed before walking into the kitchen and staring at the wall Calum had painted earlier while you were away. You scowled at it... until you held your arm up to the wall. The wall was sun shine yellow, but on your arm was the sun flower yellow. Calum entered the kitchen and placed a kiss to your neck. "I'm sorry babe. I didn't realize it mattered this much to you. I can-" "These look the exact same." You giggled, interrupting him. "What?" "These colors are the exact same!" You were now laughing. "I'm going to kill you!" Calum screamed, chasing you down the hall. In the end, your whole house was yellow because of the paint fight you two got into.

Michael: "What do you want from the store?" You read the text from Mikey on the screen. "Some milk and bread, and maybe some supplies for tonight (;." You replied. A few minutes later when you recieved your reply, you didnt know weather to be angry or sad. "K." Was all it said. Was he not wanting to be with you? Were you inconviencing him by sending him to the store? Was he mad at you? "You don't have to if you're going to be in a bad mood." You replied, happy you had given him the same aattitude he'd given you. "What are you talking about?" You ignored the text and rolled your eyes, cuddling up on the couch. A little while later and you heard Michael return. "Y/N?" He called out. "Are you ready for the Cliffmonster?!" You heard him say. You were still upset, so instead of greeting him you sat scowling at the wall. "Y/N, what's wrong?" He asked when he saw you on the couch, the tone of his voice dropping from the excitement just moments ago. "Did I do something wrong?" He asked, rubbing a hand to your shoulder. "You said 'K'", You angerly replied. "I'm sorry that me sending you to the store was SUCH an inconvienence." You stood from the couch and walked into the bedroom. Michael sat there, confused as to what happened. "Y/N, I don't understand." He said entering the bedroom. "YOU SAID 'K'. People only say 'K' when they're mad and now I know you're mad and I'm sorry that I'm such a hassle and I'm sorry that I'm too needy and that I'm not good enough and-" "WOAH WOAH WOAH. Y/N! Where is this coming from?! I sent that as I was checking out. A few fans asked for pictures so I just sent it real quick to let you know I got your text! I wasn't even mad or anything!" You pouted until you saw the confused look on his face and knew he wasn't lying. "I'm sorry." You said again. "No more I'm sorry's. Give me two seconds and I'll go get those 'supplies' you asked for." He winked before leaving the bedroom and you just laughed.

Luke: You and Luke were sitting on the couch watcing a movie on one of his free days off. "I love that house. We should buy one like that one day." You stated absent mindedly, pointing to the big house on the screen. "No, we'll live in one of those modern homes where it's covered in windows and in the middle of the forest so we have privacy." "There's privacy there too." You shot back. "It's in a field in the middle of nowhere." He looked at you, face turning to a frown. "Yeah, but the woods are so pretty. Plus, then we could keep our kids at home for home schooling, because the schools will be too far away and then they don't have the pressures of being a celebrity kid." "What if I don't want our kid to be home schooled? I think they should go to school and be a little normal because their lives will be crazy enough!" you started getting angry. Why wasn't he seeing your point? "Don't be ridiculious, Y/N. You'll want them home with you so you don't get lonely while I'm away." "You always take me on tour, Luke! Why wouldn't you take us when we had kids?!" You stood from the couch, and so did he. You two began yelling. It was a good 30 minutes of "We need to get a lab" and "No, we need a poodle", to "The walls will be grey!" to "I think they will be pink!" before you two realized what you were doing. "Luke.." you sighed. "What are we doing? We don't even have kids or a house or a playset in the backyard yet. Why are we fighting about this?" His fists unclenched as he thought. "I guess.. I just got so mad because I do want to have afuture with you.. and I want us to have a great future." You laughed, wrapping your hands around his waist and laying on his chest. "We will. And it will be great... when we get to that bridge. For now, let's just finish the movie, yeah?" He nodded and you two sat cuddling again. "Our daughters name will be Lily, though." He added quietly, and you rolled your eyes.

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