Before 7 AM✿y•min✔

17:04

Jimin: Why did you lied to me?

Yoongi: Huh?

Jimin: I said, why did you lied to me?

Yoongi: Lied to you? I don't get it.

Jimin: Likewise I don't get it.

Jimin: I'm sorry, I did something to your phone yesterday.

Yoongi: video or photo?

Jimin: What?

Yoongi: There's no any sexy video of you or any nude photos here. Which folder did you save?

Jimin: Sinasabi mo bang----

Jimin: It's not something as what you think! Idiot!

Yoongi: Excited pa naman ako. Chim-chim made Yoongi sad. :'(

Jimin: Gago. Kindly attends yourself to Jisoo's mass.

Yoongi: I'll attend if sasama ka.

Jimin: You walk alone. Alone.

Yoongi: Fine. I'll drag your ass out from your apartment. I'll make sure I never walk alone.

Jimin: I'll kick your ass.

Yoongi: Spank me instead.

Jimin: Gay.

Yoongi: Ohhh.. look who's talking?

Jimin: I tap my keyboard therefore I'm texting. That's a common sense.

Yoongi: lol.

Yoongi: For calling me gay. Why? Are you straight now? That's a common sense.

Jimin: Who are you to questioning my sexuality?

Yoongi: My name is Min Yoongi and I'm your hyung, Park Jimin.

Yoongi: And you're a gay.

Jimin: Yes your my hyung based on age not on mentality. You're acting like a five years old kid.

Yoongi: Like your height. Kid.

Jimin: I dated Kim Jennie during my middle school days. I'm bi.

Yoongi: Still you can like men and gay. You can like me.

Jimin: Shut up.

Yoongi: No jams.

Yoongi: You're a jelly caused jams don't shake like that.

Jimin: What crime did I commit? To suffer this?

Yoongi: Stealing my attention that's why I sentence you Park Jimin life imprisonment in my heart.

Yoongi: and you love suffer from Min Yoongi.

Jimin: Are you a potato? because you look like one.

Yoongi: What is that? Compliment or insult?

Jimin: Second.

Yoongi: No hesitation, huh?

Jimin: Of course. Everything on you there's no hesitation.

Yoongi: Do you like me?

read: 12:36 a.m.

Jimin: I fall asleep.

read: 12:59 a.m.

Yoongi: Caught in a lie.

Jimin: I hope this time, you're not lying. We will back to 'something' I did to your phone.

Yoongi: Real quick. Huh?

Jimin: As what I message earlier. I did something to your phone.

Yoongi: I demand Park Jimin's NUDE photos!

Jimin: kindly calm your d*ck and horn-mones in a fck minute? I'm serious here, Min Yoongi.

Yoongi: I'm fcking serious also demanding your nude photos Park Jimin.

Yoongi: Why? I'll become a richest man on earth aside from Bighit CEO after I sold your nude photos on internet feeding those hoes and horniness in the world. Every photo cost 3 million dollars. If I've got 100 nude photos of you a day multiply that amount--- I have big house, big cars and big rings but I have no any big dream.

Yoongi: I can buy bighit even the old man CEO, a millions jar of jams and all haters existences. I'll gonna rule the whole world.

Yoongi: and bring you to Hongkong by my tongue technology.

Jimin: Fck.

Yoongi: U

Jimin: Why did you lied to me? I called Taehyung and his number is no longer in service. Tell me what the real story here Min Yoongi?

read: 01:06 a.m.

Jimin: Yoongi?

Jimin: I knew I have no any rights to ask this still I'm your friend right?

Jimin: sh*t I'm just worried on you!

Jimin: I notice this past two days, a piece of you has stolen. You're no more annoying dumpling to me. Where's my clingy Min Yoongi go?

Jimin: I can't see him.

Jimin: All I can see your blue eyes. What Tae did to you, Yoongi?

read: 01:11 a.m.

Jimin: Annoying dumpling?

Jimin: Gatorade?

Jimin: Crow?

Jimin: Ass still awake?

Jimin: I'm sorry.

Jimin: This will be the last time I asked and do something to your phone.

Jimin: Again I'm sorry, hyung.

Jimin: Have a good sleep then.

read: 01:15 a.m.

Yoongi: Look at your heart, I'm just there. Sleeping. Waiting you to wake me up.

undelivered

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