A/N: Random crack that doesn't even make sense
Setting: No
Description: Gwaine's hair
Disclaimer: I do not own said hair
Merlin was busy polishing Arthur's armor when Gwaine walked in. The knight smiled at Merlin, before loudly slamming a bottle of something on the table.
"Do you need to restore the beauty to your hair?" Gwaine began, and Merlin stared at him in confusion. "Is your hair drab, flat, and ugly? Well fear no more!" He gestured to the bottle. "Introducing Gwaine's Hair Gel! Put the fabulous back into your hair!"
"Gwaine." Merlin cut in.
"After three weeks of using this gel, your hair can be as beautiful as mine!"
"Are you drunk."
"It's just one easy step! Open the bottle," Gwaine opened it, "pour it into your hand, then rub it into your hair!"
"That's three steps."
"Haters will say its three steps, but they're liars!" Arthur chose that moment to open the door to his chambers. He opened his mouth to say something, but the second he saw Gwaine, he simply turned around and left.
"Gwaine."
"Get it now for half price! If you don't get the results you want, there's a money back guarantee!"
"I hate you."
Anyway kill me now cause I don't even know what that was and I wanna bleach my eyes
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