I'm Tired And Wrote Some Dumb Shit

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"Logan. What are you reading?" Patton said wandering into the room Logan was reading in. "Murder In Retrospect by Agatha Christie." "Ooo! How is it?" "Very intriguing." "Is that good?" "Yes Patton." Patton peered over Logan's shoulder. He started reading it too. "Elsa? Like in Frozen?" "No Patton this was written decades before Frozen." "Did someone say Frozen?!" Roman said bursting in. "Ugh this is why I read in my room." Logan closed his book and stormed off. "I didn't even talk about Ralph Paton and Ursula Bourne yet." Patton said to Roman. "There's a character named after you? And a Disney character?" Roman said excited. "I know right!" "You two are idiots!" Logan yelled from his room.

Hehe I've been making these jokes since I read the books. 😂
I need help.
Severe help.
If only I could stop making jokes about the names of characters.
Patton is my first thoughts and Logan is my brain saying "Stop making jokes and read."

This wasn't a fanfic but it was going to be then it went somewhere completely different.
These are real names and jokes I've made about them because I'm a teen and I do what I want.

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