Shitpost #2

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Virgil: I hate perfect people
Roman: Aww *hugs*
Virgil: Why are you hugging me?
Roman: You said you hated yourself.
Virgil: No I said I hate perfect people.
Roman: Exactly.
Virgil: *blushes*

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Virgil: *mumbling* I hate myself. I'm terrible. I'm worthless and evil.
*Virgil opens his eyes a couple minutes later*
Roman: Are you ok?
Virgil: No why?
Roman: You were talking bad about yourself in your sleep.
Virgil: Since when did you think I was asleep?
Roman: -_-
Virgil: ;)

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