(Name): Oh, yes, my criminal record? The only illegal thing I've done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor!
(Name): Haha—um just kidding!
(Name): I've allegedly killed a man.
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(Name): I think I've done a really good job of hiding my crush...
Momo, walks in.
(Name):...I have to gay— I mean go!
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Kirishima: What's it like with Todoroki as your boyfriend?
(Name): Once I asked him for water while he was mad at me, so he brought me a glass full of ice and said, "Wait".
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Kirishima: Today I meditated, trained a little, did some yoga, and took a 30 minute walk.
(Name): I spent a solid 2 hours waking up.
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Todoroki: I'm Morosexual, I'm attracted to morons.
(Name): I've been convicted of murder because of my search history, and I've become a pile of ink, because I gave into peer pressure.
Todoroki, ripping his shirt off: (Name), you fucking idiot!
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[In an argument]
(Name): I hate you!
Todoroki: Yeah well...I hate you too!
(Name), tearing up: Y-you hate me?
Todoroki: nO DON'T CRY I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN IT!
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Kirishima: I sent good vibes your way.
Kirishima: They are coming.
Kirishima: There's nothing you can do to stop them.
(Name):...this is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.
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Kirishima: I guess I'm too manly to cry.
(Name): Just yesterday you were crying about snakes.
Kirishima, tearing up: T-they don't have any arms...
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(Name): You remind me of the ocean.
Bakugou: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
(Name): No, because you're salty, and you scare people.
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[Kirishima, at Starbucks, getting (Name) a coffee]
Barista: Next!
Kirishima, who doesn't drink coffee, panicking: Uh—one fettuccine avocado!
Barista: Cappuccino Macchiato?
Kirishima: ok.
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Part Two?
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☆Mishaps & Strawberry Milk☆ {Shouto Todoroki x (Writer!) Reader}
FanfictionAs a writer and a failed hero-wannabe, (Name) (Last Name) sulked in bed with her apparently temporary 'kissing disease'. Yet, this didn't halt her writing schedule. It just...hindered. But when she is unfairly deemed a villain because of her compu...
