☆Mishaps & Strawberry Milk☆ {Shouto Todoroki x (Writer!) Reader}

~Incorrect Mishaps Quotes 4~

(Name): Jump
Todoroki: No
(Name): Jump
Todoroki, pressing elevator call button: No
(Name): Pussy
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(Name): You don't like me, do you?
Mina, wearing an 'I hate (Name) T-shirt': What gave it away?
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Todoroki: Next person to insult my girlfriend dies
(Name): I hate that I'm so useless
Todoroki:...
Todoroki: Babe, square up
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(Name), says something bad about herself.
Todoroki, on the roof with a megaphone: ...AND THAT IS WHY SHE IS SO AMAZING.
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Bakugou: I'm not getting into anymore stupid debates with you
(Name): Water isn't wet!
Bakugou, rubbing his temples: How the fuck! It's water!!
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Bakugou: What a fucking surprise, stupid...just like your boyfriend.
(Name): Actually, I'm stupid in a way that's entirely my own.
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[Bakugou, tutoring Kirishima and (Name)]
Bakugou, pointing to a triangle: This means it's 90 degrees
Kirishima: How can it be 90 degrees? It's winter!
Bakugou: No, the angle is—
(Name): Because of global warming
Bakugou: W-what the fuck
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(Name): They're selling Strawberry Milk!
Todoroki: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
(Name): THEY'RE SELLING STRAWBERRY MILK!
Todoroki: THEY'RE SELLING STRAWBERRY MILK?
(Name): YEAH!
Todoroki: Ah, strawberry milk! I remember when I first tried the sweet, sweet strawberry milk!
(Name):...
Todoroki:...
Todoroki:...I ALWAYS HATED IT!
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(Name): They did surgery on a strawberry!
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(Name), drinking chocolate milk
Todoroki, crying: I feel so fucking betrayed!