Alexa and Her Shadow

Total Divas?

You wake up with a blistering headache and finds Alexa on her phone looking at something. You try to make out what sees seeing. You see a... House for sale? 

Alexa: Oh morning babe!

You: Hey Lexi... god my head hurts...How are you?

Alexa: I'm fine really... my head just hurts a bit. I'm glad I didn't drink too much like you and the guys.

You: Uh huh... So Alexa what are you looking at anyways?

Alexa: Some homes we could get. I mean, we have the week off and I'm getting tired of living in a hotel room every night.

You: A house? I mean I just to WWE a couple weeks up, I don't even have a paycheck from the company so far. I've been using the money I earned from Japan, which I learned 1 Yen is abo-

Alexa: We can both chip in to get the house alright? I'm just looking for homes in LA or Florida. Maybe a place near Disney World or Land... I mean near some friends... besides I need to get ready for Total Divas.

You: Disney World could be fu- Total Divas!? Alexa... come on now Total Divas you know I hate "Reality" tv shows. Besides Total Divas is just a bunch of your friends with camera people in your homes and you know I don't like my personal life on tv...

Alexa: Look it's going to be fun alright, I swear. Besides looking for a home could be fun. I mean we are already in Florida and there's a house near us. It's a nice house... Pool, front yard, its secured so no one can break in, a lot of rooms, and a nice kitchen. It's only half a million to buy it.

You were interested in a house until you head half a million and your headache gets worse.

You: Alexa half a million? Do we even have that money? I have about 300k in my account and I was saving it for something else.

Alexa: Your making 2 million your fine besides we still need to see if its worth it. I called the real estate broker and they can meet us at 1:30. Her name was Isabelle Anderson... funny her last name is the same as yours mister, Max Anderson.

You: Don't call me mister I feel old when someone calls me that...

Alexa: Your 28 years old and healthy! You'll is fine now get up we need to head out. 

You: What? You said 1:30 we would leave and it's only 12:00 pm.

Alexa: Its an hour away so we need to head out now. Besides, the tour will be only 45 minutes and from the pictures, the house looks nice.

You: Fine let's go and get this tour over with... besides it would be nice to live with you.

Alexa laughs and teases you

Alexa: Yeah we would have our own bedroom... and we could do anything in it.

You jump out of bed and changes your clothes. Alexa changes her clothes and you two walk into your car and drive to the house. While driving Alexa started an Instagram while you were driving in the hot California weather.

Alexa: Am I live? Oh! Hey, everyone, it's your goddess of WWE Alexa Bliss driving with Nightshift in Cali-

You: SCU!

Alexa: We are in LA! Besides we are going house shopping in the LA area.

You: I heard Cody was also house shopping. Cody come to Cali, we could hang out with Nick and Matt!

Alexa: Oh yeah your old friends live in California.

You: Pff old...

Alexa: Well I guess we could answer some questions while driving so ask away!