idefk I just got this idea like 2 seconds ago.
It's pretty much group texting the boys and Lukifart is the love interest ok.
If you want me to do the other boys then I will. (that's meant to sound dirty and I mean every word.)
And its short but I don't give a fuck :)
lub yew
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group texts (Luke)
*un-edited because I'm too punk rock for that shit bye*
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Lukifart: HEYO MAGICAL PEOPLE
You: shut up Luke
Asian beauty: No, Luke.
Ashturd: Luke go away.
Mikaye: No one likes you.
Lukifart: Y/N lubs me
You: I do lukey, I do lub you.
Ashturd: ewie
Asian beauty: love scares me
Mikaye: its just the sex that scares you, Cal.
Asian beauty: tru
You: aw little Asian prude
Asian beauty: I'm not Asian.
You: tell that to your contact name.
Asian beauty: wHY WHATS MY CONTACT NAME?
You: Asian beauty.
Ashturd: HAHAHAHAHHA
You: Shut up ash, yours is Ashturd
Mikaye: what's mine?!!?!!
You: Mikaye. coz you're mike... aye.
Lukifart: aw is mine cute with a million hearts??❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
You: Close, its Lukifart.
Ashturd: HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Asian beauty: LLOOOOOOLLL
Mikaye: life complete.
You: so what's my name in your phones?
Mikaye: Satan.
You: good.
Asian beauty: mrs. Lukifart
You: that I am
Ashturd: batwoman
You: YES.
You: what about you, lukey?
Lukifart: I'd rather not say.
You: PLEASE
Mikaye: COME ON LUKEY
Ashturd: luke, tell ussssss
Asian beauty: yeaaaahhh Luke!
Lukifart: ...
Lukifart: beauty with a booty
Ashturd: I CACKLED
Mikaye: tru that
Asian beauty: its true tho..
Lukifart: HEY YOU SHOULDNT BE LOOKING AT HER BOOTY
You: its hard to miss, Luke.
Mikaye: you have nice buns, Y/N i'll give you that.
You: I try.
Lukifart: Y/N, I want cuddles :-(
You: Cuddle with pengy.
Lukifart: but I want to smell you
Mikaye: wtf
Asian beauty: uhm
Ashturd: ok
You: oh god.
Lukifart: NOT LIKE THAT EWWWW
You: mhmm.
Lukifart: humph
Asian beauty: humph
You: humph
Mikaye: humph
Ashturd: humph
You: perhaps humph will be our always.
Ashian beauty: humph?
You: humph.
Lukifart: I WANT A CUDDLEE
You: patience
Lukifart: NO
You: Luke
Lukifart: sorry.
Mikaye: *cough* whipped *cough*
You: Yup, he does whatever I want him to ;)
Lukifart: got that right.
Ashturd: IM SO DONE
Ashturd has left the conversation.
Mikaye: I AGREE BYE LUB YOU BUT NOT WHEN YOURE SEXUAL
Mikaye had left the conversation.
Asian beauty: awkward.
Asian beauty: k bye.
Asian beauty has left the conversation.
Lukifart: come upstairs plz?
You: sure thing ;)
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