group messages (luke)

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idefk I just got this idea like 2 seconds ago.

It's pretty much group texting the boys and Lukifart is the love interest ok.

If you want me to do the other boys then I will. (that's meant to sound dirty and I mean every word.)

And its short but I don't give a fuck :)

lub yew

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group texts (Luke)

*un-edited because I'm too punk rock for that shit bye*

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Lukifart: HEYO MAGICAL PEOPLE

You: shut up Luke

Asian beauty: No, Luke.

Ashturd: Luke go away.

Mikaye: No one likes you.

Lukifart: Y/N lubs me

You: I do lukey, I do lub you.

Ashturd: ewie

Asian beauty: love scares me

Mikaye: its just the sex that scares you, Cal.

Asian beauty: tru

You: aw little Asian prude

Asian beauty: I'm not Asian.

You: tell that to your contact name.

Asian beauty: wHY WHATS MY CONTACT NAME?

You: Asian beauty.

Ashturd: HAHAHAHAHHA

You: Shut up ash, yours is Ashturd

Mikaye: what's mine?!!?!!

You: Mikaye. coz you're mike... aye.

Lukifart: aw is mine cute with a million hearts??❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

You: Close, its Lukifart.

Ashturd: HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Asian beauty: LLOOOOOOLLL

Mikaye: life complete.

You: so what's my name in your phones?

Mikaye: Satan.

You: good.

Asian beauty: mrs. Lukifart

You: that I am

Ashturd: batwoman

You: YES.

You: what about you, lukey?

Lukifart: I'd rather not say.

You: PLEASE

Mikaye: COME ON LUKEY

Ashturd: luke, tell ussssss

Asian beauty: yeaaaahhh Luke!

Lukifart: ...

Lukifart: beauty with a booty

Ashturd: I CACKLED

Mikaye: tru that

Asian beauty: its true tho..

Lukifart: HEY YOU SHOULDNT BE LOOKING AT HER BOOTY

You: its hard to miss, Luke.

Mikaye: you have nice buns, Y/N i'll give you that.

You: I try.

Lukifart: Y/N, I want cuddles :-(

You: Cuddle with pengy.

Lukifart: but I want to smell you

Mikaye: wtf

Asian beauty: uhm

Ashturd: ok

You: oh god.

Lukifart: NOT LIKE THAT EWWWW

You: mhmm.

Lukifart: humph

Asian beauty: humph

You: humph

Mikaye: humph

Ashturd: humph

You: perhaps humph will be our always.

Ashian beauty: humph?

You: humph.

Lukifart: I WANT A CUDDLEE

You: patience

Lukifart: NO

You: Luke

Lukifart: sorry.

Mikaye: *cough* whipped *cough*

You: Yup, he does whatever I want him to ;)

Lukifart: got that right.

Ashturd: IM SO DONE

Ashturd has left the conversation.

Mikaye: I AGREE BYE LUB YOU BUT NOT WHEN YOURE SEXUAL

Mikaye had left the conversation.

Asian beauty: awkward.

Asian beauty: k bye.

Asian beauty has left the conversation.

Lukifart: come upstairs plz?

You: sure thing ;)

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