if I could stop being bullied on here that would be cool thanks
I didn't put the names in bold this time because I'm lazy k bye
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Lukifart: hi friends
Asian Beauty: we've been through this, we. are. more. than. friends.
You: uh, hi mr. 'oh I'm so great because I'm Asian' that's my boyfriend
Asian Beauty: I'm not Asian... fuck off
Ashturd: Y/N I've missed you!!
Mikaye: I hate this band
You: me too
You: I've missed you too ash
Lukifart: I'm watching Shrek :-)
You: Shrek is love
Asian Beauty: Shrek is life
Ashturd: NO SHREK IS GUNNA DO ANAL WITH LUKE NOW
Mikaye: Luke would like it
Lukifart: EW EW EW NO
You: BAHAHAHHAHAHA
Mikaye: IM CRYING OF LAUGHTER
You: same
Ashturd: calum smells bad
Asian Beauty: no I don't
Mikaye: yOU DO
Lukifart: Shrek is over now
You: aw calum it's okay, embrace your stench
Lukifart: I heard a noise
Mikaye: ITS SHRECK
Ashturd: HIDE YOUR BOOTY HOLE
Lukifart: I'm scARED
You: it was me you moron... I'm getting a bottle of water calm your balls
Lukifart: oh..
Mikaye: Whatever, luke just watch your ass tonight
Mikaye has left the conversation
Ashturd: BYEEEE
Ashturd has left the conversation
Asian Beauty: adios
Asian beauty has left the conversation
You: I thought he was Asian not Spanish
Lukifart: baby I'm scared of Shreck
You: aw muffin
Lukifart: cuddles?
You: of course, lukey <3
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can I just say if I post my opinions on here I feel like you would all kill me but
the song anaconda makes me want to stab myself with a rusted spoon
I don't listen to music like that so
I listen to blink 182 and Good Charlotte and Green Day and Nirvana and stuff like that
you know all the music luke and calum like? pretty much all of that
ily guys
-Becca
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