FUCK DIWDYEIGR MY PREFERENCE BOOK IS #24 IN FANFICTION I LOVE YOU GUYS AND I HDUIWEGFILEFYEGH
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dirty pickup lines
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Michael:
"You're like my picky toe because i'll bang you into every piece of furniture in my house."
Luke:
"Are your legs Nutella?Because I'd like to spread them."
Calum:
"Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity."
Ashton:
"Pickup lines are for losers. Let's fuck."
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I want to make this into a series so comment if I should do cheesy ones or sweet ones or whatever the hell you want ok.
If you comment I'll update more than once toniiiight
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5sos Preferences
Fanfictionsome cool fuckin preferences about 5sos now shake that ass and party with us ((WARNING: i was untalented, uneducated, and not out of the closet when began i writing this. you literally should only read the last 10 or so chapters. rip.)) © om2014...