group messages (calum) 2

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*posts authors note because of the hate I'm getting*

*gets hate because apparently I posted it for attention*

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curly: whERES MY HAPPY COUPLE

cliffo: me and luke?

calcium: me and y/n you turd face

lucifer: I'm pretty sure he means me and Mikey

You: I'm pretty sure he means me and Dylan O'Brien

calcium: what

You: what

calcium: ...

You: ...

curly: i meant Y/N and Calum but um

lucifer: oh

cliffo: my second guess what luke and Shreck

lucifer: fUCK

lucifer: mY BOOTY HOLE

You: lol ashton, what did you need

calcium: yeah ash, you're interrupting an amazing make out session.

lucifer: ew

cliffo: ew

curly: ew

You: yum

curly: anYWHORE so you guys are nominated for best couple of the year weeeeww

You: YUS

calcium: we wILL WIN THIS

You: cAL LETS GO TAKE CUTE PICTURES AND POST THEM EVERYWHERE

calcium: YES LETS GOOOO

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that was the shortest thing in history

but

I shall post a shit ton tonight

- Becca

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