some of you guys are so mean to me like ouch
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group messages (michael) 2
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Mikey bear: LUKE, ASHTON, CALUM, Y/N
Irwie: MICHAEL
You: MIKEY
Hemmo: wut
Cal-pal: whaaaaat
Mikey bear: guESS WHAAT
Cal-pal: I'm not guessing go away
You: what is it, Mikey?
Mikey bear: only two months until i marry the most beautiful girl ever
You: AWW
Hemmo: goals
Cal-Pal: Luke you can achieve those goals if you would say yes to me
Hemmo: are you...
Irwie: oh
Hemmo: CAL OF COURSE I'LL MARRY YOU
You: LUKE CAN I BE YOUR MAID OF HONOUR
Hemmo: no my mom is
You: but
Mikey bear: Luke
Mikey bear: no
Cal-Pal: don't say anything mean about Liz
Irwie: Liz is alWAYS WATCHING
Hemmo: tru
You: shit I'm scared
Cal-pal: you should be scared of Liz
Hemmo: you're making my mom seem like a demon
You: she's more like Jesus
Mikey bear: I'm so excited for our honeymoon omg
Hemmo: I'm excited for mine and cals honeymoon
Cal-pal: me too babe
Irwie: I'm going to go eat pancakes
You: have a good honeymoon with your pancakes ash
irwie: i wiLL
Mikey bear: Y/N CAN YOU WALK DOWN THE ISLE ON A mAJESTIC WHITE HORSE PLZ
You: horses smell
Irwie: WHEreS THE SYRUP DAMMIT
Cal-pal: up your ass
Hemmo: oh
You: oh
Mikey bear: oh
Irwie: Found it
Hemmo: IT WAS UP UR ASS/?/??
Cal-pal: Knew it
You: is that some kind of kink
Mikey bear: OMG
Irwie: im not telling you where is was
Mikey bear: because it was up your ass
You: ew wth ash
Hemmo: not a good place too keep syrup, man
Irwie: it WASNT UP MY ASS
Cal-pal: Can i please tweet this
You: please share with the world that ashton has syrup up his ass
Irwie: no please don't
Cal-pal: I will
Cal-pal: DONE
Irwie: dammit calum
Hemmo: THE REACTIONS ARE HILARIOUS
Mikey bear: "we already knew"
You: "can I have some of that syrup"
You: Jesus your fans are the best
Hemmo: I know :)
Mikey bear: they are
Irwie: so awesome that they would eat my ass syrup
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