5sos Preferences

group messages (ashton)

so

vas happenin'

Oh, yeah I forgot to tell you.

THIS BITCH GOT TICKETS TO SEE 5SOS IN TORONTO NEXT YEARRRR.

this week has been good:

I finally got my Good Charlotte album which I have wanted since I was like 8 years old

I got a flannel bc flannels

I found my fucking black skinny jeans bc I was having separation issues and I'm fucking punk so I need them

The Vamps followed and RTed me (I say after I just said I'm fucking punk) but tbfh their cover if SLSP is more punk sounding then 5sos

I also got a blink-182 album, Mayday Parade album, AND a Yellowcard album

You guys like these messages thangs I think

I'm currently listening to Nirvana

And I'm going to see some band with an Asian in it idk I think they're called 5 es oh es. The lead singers hot af with his lip piercing, and michelle Obamas in it.

Now I'm listening to Green Day

I'm done sorry for the long ass A/N but I do what I want I'm punk rock

*waits for Calum to pop up and say "no you're not" bc twitcam memories*

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group texts (Ashton)

***they're on tour in this k***

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Also unedited because that's how I roll

Dimples: babe I miss you :(

You: hola ashyyy, I miss you tooooo :'(

Lucas Roberto: sappppyyy

Hoodlum: seriously? do the lovey dovey stuff in your own convo tyvm

Gordon ((bc his middle name makes me giggle)): awh

You: see? Mikey thinks its cute :3

Gordon: it makes me want a girlfriend ((BECAUSE HE DIDNT SEE SHIT WHEN HE WAS IN NYC BYE))

You: you'll fine someone Michael.. maybe

Lucas Roberto: I'll be your gf

Hoodlum: WHAT ABOUT US LUKE?!!

Lucas Roberto: you're too clingy, bae

Dimples: did you just say bae

Gordon: let's just be a threesome

Dimples: I wanna join :(

Lucas Roberto: LETS JUST HAVE A 5 WAY MARAGE... ALL OF US ((you're motherfucking welcome))

You: wow dream come true

Dimples: NO I WANT Y/N ALL TO MYSELF

You: but I heard Calums a good kisser

Hoodlum: true

Gordon: hell no he isn't

You: and how would you know

Lucas Roberto: oooooooooooooooOooOoooo

Gordon: I just do

Hoodlum: moving on

((Just because malum))

Dimples: so Y/N... I have a surprise for you ((nudes?))

You: YAYYYY!! what is it?

Dimples: so you know how I've been on tour for a really long time

You: don't remind me

Dimples: and you know how I won't be back for a while?

You: yes...

Lucas Roberto: heu

Hoodlum: don't fucking start, Hemmings

Gordon: JUST TELL HER ASH

Dimples: look in your mail box

You: okay...

Hoodlum: DID U LOOK?

You: it's been 2 seconds since he told me I'm not even out of my bed yet

You: I'm at the mail box...

You: HOLY SHIT ASHTON YOU GOT ME TICKETS TO COME AND SEE YOU

Dimples: yes I did :)

You: IM SO HAPPY

Dimples: I'm so excited to kiss you and hug you and cuddle you

Lucas Roberto: baaaarf

Gordon: Well I'm going to kiss, hug and cuddle some pizza, bye bitchachos

Gordon has left the conversation

Hoodlum: don't kill each other with your cuteness

Hoodlum has left the conversation

Lucas Roberto: heuheu

((I fücking went there))

Lucas Roberto has left the conversation

You: thanks ash... for everything

Dimples: no need to thank me

You: yes there is because when you left you could've broken up with me to avoid heartache but you knew we were strong enough to overcome it... so thanks

Dimples: I love you so fucking much

You: I love you too

Dimples: I'll see you soon, okay?

You: okay.

((dONT FUCKING SAY ANYTHING ABOUT TFIOS I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN))

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PLEASE READ:

K so this chic messaged me and was all like "I like your preferences but I think you should stop putting those side notes in the middle, they're immature and unprofessional so that's why I'm deleting it out if my library"

I told her to go fuck Regina George 😇

I also put extra 'side notes' in this because I'm a bitch like that

But I wanted to ask you if you think they're immature or whatever... should I stop doing them?

Idk... This put me in a shit mood so this pref is short, blame the shit nugget for that.

Bye

Oh, and nipple