BMC & DEH One-Shots and Headcannons

TreeBros-Dating or Not?

"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You and Hot Topic aren't a thing yet?" Jared sputtered. Evan shook his head. "Yes, you are. You can't lie to me, you kinky acorn."

"Jared, I swear we're not dating. I swear on my heart," Evan replied, making exaggerated motions with his hands. "We're just...two friends."

"Yea, and I can't belt that high note in Phantom of the Opera. Jesus, You're making me sound like air supply. How come you're so touchy to each other? How come you talk 24/7? How come-"

"Jared, we're just...like...best friends. Nothing more. You know I have a huge crush on his sister, anyways."

"Yea, well maybe you didn't notice, but Alana and Zoe are having their 6 month anniversary right now, and they are an adorable couple. Bedsides you and School Shooter," Jared folded his arms, smirking. "Face it, Evan. You can't fool me. I am like the master of lying. Literally nothing I tell my moms is true. Actually I take that back, I love my moms too much."

"Just because Connor may be into people of the male gender, and I happen to be into people of the male and female genders, doesn't mean that we are dating. You're pan. I'm bi. We're not dating," Evan argued back. He was not gonna let Jared have the upper hand.

"In case you didn't notice, we're family friends. That's a whole different thing. I'm only nice to you because my parents won't pay for my car insurance. And also, I have a girlfriend," Jared straightened his collar, and attempting to look taller than Evan, which didn't really work. "Sucks to be you, I guess."

"Sucks to be you, sucks to be me, whatever. You can ask Connor, too."

"Yeah, whatever, you kinky acorn. But just to let you know, Alana and I have a bet on how long you two have been dating. I'm gonna win this bet, Hansen."

"Sure. Whatever floats your boat. (We all float down here) Evan said.

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"Connor, Jared is convinced we're dating, and I don't know what to do. He's been keeping this up for three weeks, and I just can't. Jared's a prick. Also he thinks that because you're gay and I'm bi, that we are dating, but I told him that it wasn't true, and he won't believe me. You probably wouldn't want to date me anyways because, I'm a handful, and you probably like someone else..." Evan rambled to Connor. Connor's face filled with a blush. He couldn't believe that Evan Hansen was talking to him. Sure, they talk every day, but Connor couldn't cherish it more.

"Evan, it's okay. Jared can think whatever he wants. And I really wouldn't mind dating you," Connor replied. "Wait, did I-"

"Wait, what?" Evan's head was spinning. (Look It up the pOOR GUYS HEAD IS SPINNING!)

"What?"

"You just said..."

"No I didn't say anything. Nope. No way, Jose," Connor lied, cringing to himself.

"Um..okay, Jose." Evan looked away from Connor's face.

The two sat in silence, watching the movie on screen. Connor wasn't paying attention, but he was clearly paying attention to something else in the room.

Evan couldn't stand it any longer.

"Connor, I know you said something. Can you please tell me? I swear-" Evan asked.

"Evan, I like you," Connor spit out. Evan's eyes widened. This couldn't be happening. This couldn't be happening. This couldn't be happening. This.......

"You what?" Evan asked, still stunned.

"I, uh...I have a huge crush on you," Connor confessed, rubbing his sleeve. "Can I do something stupid?"

"Um...Yeah?" Evan's voice cracked as Connor's face moved closer to his. His heart beat faster and faster as Connor's pale face came up to his own. He knew that when he kissed this boy, and forever wed his unutterable visions to his perishable breath, Connor's mind would never romp again like the mind of God. So he waited, listening for a moment longer to the tuning fork that had been struck upon a star. Then he kissed Evan. Evan squeaked at the surprise, but slowly melted into Connor, draping a hand around his neck.

After a while, they separated, star-struck. Connor looked deeply into his new boyfriend's eyes. A million constellations were covering every square inch of his bright blue iris.

"What the heck did I do to be with you?" Evan giggled, as Connor wrapped an arm around Evan's shoulders.

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Jared watched the video he got of Evan and Connor kissing for the millionth time, giggling like a schoolgirl.

"Oh-ho man, this is going viral!" He chuckled, as he hit the send button to the group chat.

"When I got tired, I slept. When I got hungry, I ate. When I had to go, you know, I went."