These are just some random quotes I love/say/love by and some of them are just iconicccc for these guys!!!
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Connor: *says obscure fact that only he would know*
Jared: I'm quite impressed by your knowledge of unimportant things you consider important.
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Alana: GUESS WHO HAD FOUR HOURS OF SLEEP
Alana: NOT ME
Alana: I HAD THREE
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Mr. Reyes: Let me know if you have any questions!
Christine: What's your favorite animal?
Christine: Sorry.
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Heidi: You ask me is it fUn To CrY oVeR nOtHiNg???!?!?!!! IT IS!!!!!! IM BREAKING DOWN!!!
Also Heidi: I don't have time for a breakdown right now! I have to get back to my bAnAnA cArRoT sUrPrIsE!!!1!
Heidi again: *chops banana as if it were her ex-husband's throat*
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Rich: a spoonful of Nutella counts as lunch, right?
Jake: Rich, that will kill you.
Rich: I'm only allergic to like four things in it.
Jake: Exhibit A
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Chloe: I only feel one emotion and it's anger.
Brooke: you drunk texted me a load of hearts.
Chloe: Out of anger.
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Michael: has anyone ever told you they love you?
Jeremy: does family count?
Michael: yes.
Jeremy: then no
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Miguel: Have you ever seen a pregnant bird?
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Jared, putting honey in his tea: helllllll yeah get in that leaf juice you sexy sexy bee sauce
Connor: Do you take constructive criticism?
Jared: I absolutely do not.
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Evan: I'm Jewish!
Jared: I'm Jewish!
Jeremy: I'm Jewish!
Rich: half-Jewish!
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Alana: Look, look, look, it's a lesbian from next door!!!!!
Zoe: Followed by her lover, who's a lesbian from next door, tooooo!
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Dr. Sherman: When he's naked
Evan: yes
Dr. Sherman: Does he thrill you?
Evan: yes
Dr. Sherman: Does it change you?
Evan: yes
Dr. Sherman: would he kill you?
Evan: .....yes
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Jeremy: so here's my stress harmonica-
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Connor: Road work ahead? Uh-yeah! I sure hope it does!
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Michael: hi, my name is Michael with a b and I've been afraid of insects my whole life.
Rich: stop where?
Michael: where what?
Rich: where's the 'b'?
Michael: there's a bEeEeEeeee?
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Zoe: 'cause I'm too smart for my own good!
Zoe: And I'm too good for my sorry little life!
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