Connor Murphy Headcannons

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So Corner Morpy is interesting

-He used to tell lots of corny knock knock jokes.

-They stopped in about seventh grade when his behavior started to change

-his parents started noticing his grades slipping, his attitude change, and smelling of cigarettes after school

-He uses the most expensive shampoo ever

-Hates having short hair. Long hair is like a security blanket

-Once Zoe put orange hair dye in Connor's fancy expensive shampoo

-oh yea Connor H A T E S the color orange

-Zoe thought it was super funny because it didn't come out for like three months

-"Zoe I look like a freaking carrot."- Connor

-"That's the point, idiot." -Zoe

-Has starred in the broadway production of Newsies

-Has snuck into the Richard Rogers theatre at least twice

-Knows every song to In The Heights

-Gets really bad allergies in the spring and fall

-He still goes in Evan's nature walks even though he will feel like h e c k  after

-Doesn't have as many panic attacks as Evan, but when he does, it's bad

-Heidi is really good at calming him down

-surprisingly Jared is good at calming him down too

-He, Michael, And Jared has a secret game of 'The Floor is lava.' If one of then snaps twice, it's floor of lava. Jared once knocked Christine down because he jumped on her

-He is good friends with Heidi. Like she would totally adopt him

-A big softie

-y'all can fight me on this but Connor will literally sob if a dog dies in a movie

-His favorite musical is: In the Heights or Natasha, Pierre, And the Great Comet of 1812, although he really likes Les Miserables

-He can play ukulele because Zoe taught him how

-can tap dance like no other

-The only thing he can make is a peanut butter jelly sandwich

-One time he was bored and decided to microwave stale peeps he found in the pantry.

-Let's just say they kinda exploded and Evan made him buy a new microwave...

-curses a LOT

-The very definition of gay

-He And Michael have a battle of who can be the gayest

-Brooke dominates them

-Brooke And him are good friends

-they would totally get their nails done together

-favorite movie: Elf

-has a rainbow flag hanging up in his room

-Zoe made it when he came out that Christmas

-He came out with Evan at thanksgiving

-He loves holding Evan's hands. They're always so warm

-"Evan's hands always warm up my cold dead soul."

-N E V E R  S L E E P S

- or is always asleep

-He can either go like 4 days without a wink or sleep or he can sleep for about 12 hrs at a time

-Totally collects scrunchies don't deny this

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