BMC & DEH One-Shots and Headcannons

RichJake-Frog

Based off a true story

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Jake turned the record button on his phone. He zoomed it into the baby's face.

"Winnie!" Jake cooed at the baby girl's face. "Say frog!"

"Fuck!" Winnie said, laughing. Jake's eyes widened.

"Oh no!" He shut the camera off. He glanced at Rich, who was sitting behind them on the couch, laughing his head off. He didn't like babysitting his niece that much, but Jake did, and that's all that mattered to him.

"Where did she hear that from?" Rich said, dying laughing.

"I have no idea." Jake started to film again. "Winnie."

The small baby smiled. "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"

"Oh my god." Jake turned off the camera. "Say frog."

"Frog!" Winnie clapped her hands. She smiled her cute baby smile at Jake. "Fuck frog!"

"No!" Jake said, sighing. "It's frog. Not that."

"Fuck?" Winnie pointed at Rich.

"F r o g," Jake articulated. "Froggy." He imitated a frog with his hands, making them bounce up and down. He bounced his hands and gently tickled the baby's sides. She giggled.

"Froggy!" Winnie cackled.

"Yay! There you go, Winnie!" Jake said.

"Fuck!" She squealed in glee. "Fuck Froggy!"

"N o . . ." Jake signed in defeat. "It's not like that."

"Fuck." She smiled sweetly.

"Never mind." Jake put his phone away.

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Jake laid in bed, holding rich tightly against him. His arms were wrapped around Rich's torso, and their legs entangled together. A cheesy rom-com played in the background.

All of a sudden, Rich started giggling.

"What are you laughing about?" Jake asked, nuzzling into his neck. He could feel the vibrations in Rich's throat whenever he laughed.

"Winnie."

"Oh my god. I'm still wondering where the hell she learned that word," Jake laughed.

"..." Rich was really quiet except for choked laughter.

"Rich?"

"Pleasedonthateme."

"You didn't."

"..."

Jake jumped away from Rich, who was dying laughing again. He sat up, propping himself up on his hands.

"You taught your niece the 'F' word!"

"You can say 'fuck' you know?" Rich smirked.

"Why would you do that?" Jake asked.

"I knew it'd annoy you." Rich smiled at his boyfriend.

"And hell yeah it did." Jake flopped down on the bed next to Rich. He snuggled close to Rich.

Rich leaned into Jake, and he moved his head to whisper into Jake's ear.

"F u c k   t h e   f r o g." Rich burst into a fit of giggles.

"Rich Goranski!"

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