Okay Take Me or Leave Me is literally one of my favorite songs of ALL time.
"I said one more time!" Rich yelled at Jake, who was standing upstage on a platform, trying to perform.
"I said no!" Jake yelled back.
"You just can't have me all tied down! I'm a person, not some slave of yours!"
"I didn't say that!" Rich said. "You were flirting with that man in rubber!"
"Oh, Rich..." Jake laughed. "There will always be men in rubber flirting with me! Every single day, I walk down the street, I hear people say baby, it's so sweet!"
"Oh, god. Not this," Rich muttered under his breath.
"Ever since puberty, everybody stares at me, boys, girls, I can't help it baby." Jake walked down the stairs onstage.
"Jake..." Rich growled.
"So be mine, and don't waste my time, 'cause remember, that I'm your baby! Take me for what I am!" Jake poses dramatically.
"Why are you doing this right now?"
"And if you give a damn, take me, baby, or leave me." Jake smiled at his boyfriend. "A tiger in a cage can never see the sun."
Rich rolled his eyes.
"Well, this diva needs his stage, baby! Let's have fun! You are the one I choose! Folks would kill to fill your shoes. You love the limelight, do now, baby." Jake walked over to Rich. "So be mine, and don't waste my time, crying 'Oh, honeybear! Are you still-"
Jake was about to put his hands all over Rich, when Rich yelled, "Don't you dare!" Rich pushed away Jake.
"Well there's no way, can I be who I'm not." Jake said. "But hey, don't you want your man hot? Don't fight, don't lose your head, 'cause every night, who's in your bed?"
"Oh you-" Rich started.
Jake cupped Rich's face, and leaned in for a kiss. "Kiss, pookie..." Rich shoves Jake our of the way.
"Alright. It won't work. I look before I leap; I love margin and discipline. I make lists in my sleep, baby, what's my sin? Never quitting, I follow through. I hate mess, but I love you." Rich said. "What to do with my impromptu baby. So be wise, 'cause this boy satisfies. You got a prize so don't compromise. You're one lucky baby."
Jake laughed, but soon realized that this was being turned against him.
"Take me for what I am!" Rich said.
"A control freak!" Jake shouted.
"Who I was meant to be..." Rich said back.
"A snob, yet overattentive!" Jake said.
"And if you give a damn-"
"A lovable droll geek!" Jake shouted.
"Take me, baby, or leave me." Rich walked away from Jake.
"An anal retentive!" Jake called after Rich.
"Well that's it!" Rich slammed his hand on a table. "You can just leave then! Go on!"
"What?" Jake didn't really mean what he had last said. It was the heat of the moment, and he really couldn't control it.
"I said leave." Rich pointed to the stage door.
"No! I would-"
"Get away from me, or I will actually call the cops." Rich shoved Jake towards the door.
"Whatever. You're messed up, that's what it is." Jake started to head to the door. He turned around to face Rich one last time. "Guess I'm leaving."
"I'm gone." Rich got up and left through a different door.
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BMC & DEH One-Shots and Headcannons
Short StoryI decided to start a one-shot book, with any ship from The following: -Be More Chill -Dear Evan Hansen -Maybe some Heathers Forrest Gump quotes are included in some chapters because I am obsessed with that movie I will take requests as well! Happy...
