BMC & DEH One-Shots and Headcannons

Heidi Hansen Headcannons

Okay, but Heidi Hansen is the bomb.com

She's my fav DEH character, and I have so many headcannons about her.

-She loves plants so much. Like this woman is a plant mom

-She grew up having five cats named April, May, June, July, and Wednesday

-Starred in the musical Title of Show. (There's a character and an actress named Heidi in it.)

-She went back to nursing school after the show didn't make it to broadway

-She sings to Evan when he can't sleep

-Would adopt everybody in the world if she could

-When she and Mark (Her ex-husband) were together, they had a golden retriever, but Mark took it with him when he left for Colorado

-the dog ran away and came back to Heidi

-used to experiment with other girls in college. She is still unsure where she stands, but she will support anybody

-always checks in on Jared's moms, Charlotte and Cordelia

-Likes going to the beach.

-Can surf like a professional

-Loves Zoe so much

-Would see Miss Saigon at least five hundred times if you let her

-Tried to knit, but failed

-Pretty average at cooking. Not the greatest, but not as bad as Mr. Heere is

-Drinks way too much vitamin water

-Likes fresh juices. Especially the ones with beets and lemons in them.

-Evan thinks it's super gross how she likes beets and lemons

-Favorite Movie: Pitch Perfect

-She signed Evan up to audition for that movie, and he was cast as Benji

-She cuts Evan's hair

-Enjoys long discussions at night

-She asks weird questions to Mr. Heere at night

-She used to be friends with Mr. Heere in high school, but they lost touch after they graduated and went in separate directions

-Mr. Heere found her on Facebook and asked if he could meet her up for coffee

-He told her he was single and they hit it off right away. They started living together

-Once treated all the kids to pinkberry

-those poor workers there were like "WHY ARE FIFTEEN PEOPLE IN MY STORE? H E L P!"

-Likes to buy the clothes that Chloe makes and sells online

-She likes binge-watching TV shows like The Office, Doctor Who, Stranger Things, I Love Lucy, and The Big Bang Theory

-Tried to watch Riverdale, but she just couldn't get into it

-Shipped Evan and Connor the moment she saw them together

-Can Rock a messy bun

Okay, my folks, I've got a oneshot coming along. It may be a little bit delayed or updated really soon, so be prepared!!!!