DEH Characters as things said on Orlando trip

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Just a bunch of goofy things said on Orlando trip

Heidi: "Is it bad I've had three bottles of Vitamin Water in the past hour? Is that too much?"

Cynthia: "If (Insert name) didn't feed my dog, I will lock his keys in a Gringotts vault."

Larry: "I am so done with this family."

Connor: "Hey Guys, watch me slurp this t h i c c noodle."

Zoe: *checks watch* "gUYS ITS NINE IN THE AFTERNOON."
"It's 7:28, SHUT UP!"

Jared: "That's what she-I mean we are all children on Jesus!"

Evan: "This bed isn't fun to flip on."

Alana: "I'm so tired, I can see all the other dimensions."

Bonus:

Connor, while high: "No! Not the death eater tattoos! That's my soul right there! Riiiight Theeeere!" (Sung like in Words Fail)

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