BMC & DEH One-Shots and Headcannons

Heathers-High School Reunion

Hey Guys!!! I was in the car the other day, and I was listening to heathers, and THIS WILD IDEA CAME UPON ME and I was like I KNOW ITS NOT BMC OR DEH BUT WHATEVAHHHHH

HEERE WE GO!

"Veronica! We've got mail!" Heather McNamara called to her fiancé, Veronica. "Ronnie!"

"Coming, Sunshine!" Veronica called back across the small apartment. The girl with the blue sweater smiled when she went to her girl in the yellow sundress. "Anything important?"

"Bills, Christmas cards, coupons, another bill...ooh! A makeup discount at the mall!" Heather squeaked, showing Veronica the slip of paper.

"Hang on, what's that?" Veronica snatched a creamy white envelope, with both of the girls' names written on the front. "Veronica Sawyer and Heather McNamara. 203 Westerburg Apartments. Wait a minute. That's Ms. Fleming's handwriting! This is a school envelope!"

"What's inside?" Heather asked, as Veronica opened the envelope.

"Dear Heather and Veronica," Veronica began. "You are invited to a high school reunion at Westerburg Ohio school on December 14th."

"A high school reunion?"

"There will be lots of music, and our valedictorian, Martha Dunnstock, will be giving a speech. We hope to see you there! Sincerely, Pauline Fleming." Veronica read aloud. "Why would they do this? Literally everybody hated each other."

"True. But we haven't seen Martha or Heather in a long time! And plus: Martha is giving a speech." Veronica rolled her eyes, smiling at the girl nuzzled in her neck. "She's been your best friend! Since diapers!"

"Fine! I'll go. But what are they gonna say when they know that we're engaged?" Veronica pointed at the diamond ring she had given her fiancé about a month ago. "You know the big blow up with Kurt and Ram. Literally everybody was talking about it!"

"True." Heather concentrated, tapping her finger against her chin. "Well, then. They'll just have to suck it up."

*Doctor Who theme song*

"Oh my god! I haven't seen you in so long!" Heather Duke ran over to her friend, Heather McNamara, who was holding hands with Veronica. "How've you been? Are you and Veronica engaged yet?" Heather M. flashed her ring at her best friend, who flipped out. "Oh my god!"

Martha snuck over to Veronica, who was talking to Heather M. and Heather Duke. Slowly, she crept over, trying not to make as little noise as possible, even though it was pretty hard to hear in the crowded room, due to everyone talking and catching up.

"So we went to see her favorite broadway show, Phantom of the Opera, and when we got home, I sang 'All I ask of You,' and at the end, I gave her the ring, and then we-AHH!" Veronica turned around to see the sight of her lifelong best friend since diapers, Martha Dunnstock. She sighed in relief, thinking that the person who scared her had been one of the school's many perverts trying to hook up with Veronica in the bathroom. But instead, the smiling face of an angel fell upon them. "Hey, Martha!"

"Hey!" Martha engulfed Veronica in the biggest bear hug, as if she hasn't seen her in a million years. Well, she practically hadn't, because after college, Martha booked it, and headed to New York City to be an actress. She had landed a role in a musical called, Wicked, as an ensemble member, and an understudy for Madame Morrible. She also landed a role as Katie Ladner in the new upcoming musical Be More Chill.

"I haven't seen you in forever! How is New York City treating you?" Veronica asked.

"Good! How is life around this town? Anything new?"

"Yea! There is this little pie shop around the corner of the apartment complex where Heather," Veronica squeezed Heather M.'s hand. "And I live. It's super good, and the waitresses are super nice. There's also this little plant shop, and they had this crazy Venus Flytrap there. I swear it was bigger than our little Christmas tree!"

"That's good to hear. Mind if I join you all?" Martha sat down, taking in the view of everything. "It feels so weird being here after...years."

"I know." Veronica felt her cell phone buzz.

GreenHeather: Hey Veronica? Can you come to the bathroom with me? I need a favor.

"Heather?" Veronica asked. Heather M. Turned her head. "Not you. Heather Duke just texted me. Where is she? She was sitting here last time I saw her."

"I don't know. I'll check on her." Veronica gave a quick peck to Heather M. and walked to the women's restroom. Veronica ventured down the dark hallway, where she remembered her 'friends' would hang out. She shuddered at the thought of when she first met JD. He had been in a fistfight right here, right here in this hallway. She turned to the left, and walked in the women's restroom, pushing open the door.

"Heather? Are you in here? Heath-WHAT THE-" She stepped away from the bleeding body of her best friend...and worst enemy. She then crouched down to the body, trying to feel for a pulse. A sign that the girl in green was still alive. "Heather? Heather! Answer me!"

"It's a little too late for that, I think." A shadowy figure stepped into the light of the dark bathroom. A patch of fluorescent moonlight revealed the face of Veronica's first boyfriend, Jason Dean, smiling.

"JD? What?" Veronica couldn't think. "I thought you were dead. You died."

"Yeah, well...it didn't stick. So, how've you been?" He winked at her.

"You think you can show up one day, after everybody thought you were dead, kill my best friend, and just casually ask how I'm doing?" Veronica shook her head, not believing what was happening. "What kind of sick monster are you?"

"I wouldn't go as far as to say monster-"

"Why did you kill Heather?" Veronica felt hot tears prickle in her eyes. "Why did you do it?"

"Well...Veronica. I only have one thing to say to you, Veronica," JD growled, flirtatiously. Veronica shivered. The last thing she wanted to do was have anything with JD again. She could not do this to herself or Heather.

"What do you possible have to-"

"Say hi to God." And with that, a loud bang could be heard in the bathroom.

JD smiled, blowing imaginary smoke off his gun.

"Oh, baby. I was meant to be yours."