Malec One-shots!

Seelie drugs and Pandacorns

Magnus unlocked the door and walked in to his apartment. This weeks furniture theme was China. Framed pictures of the Great Wall and the countryside were on the walls, and the couches were low to the ground, bright red with gold trim. Alec was sprawled on one of the couches, snoring softly. Magnus moved to the kitchen, and made himself some tea that he had gotten from China in the mid 1700's. 'When in Rome' he thought 'Wait, but I'm not in Rome, I'm in China. But I'm in my apartment, and it's themed so I feel like I'm in China. Ugh!' Deep in thought about where he was and where he was not, he didn't hear the loud, maniac laughs coming from the living room. He was pulled out of his reverie when he heard a loud crash. Realizing Alec was in the living room, where the sounds originated from, he ran out to see a rather, interesting, scene. Alec was running around with bamboo in his hand, and no shirt. When the Shadowhunter noticed that he had company, he ran over to the warlock, took h by the shoulders, and said rather seriously,

"I'm a pandacorn!!"

He then continued to run around, doing the occasional cartwheel. It was then that Magnus noticed the silver, metallic streaks in Alec's hair, and on his face and pants. Seelie drugs. Letting out a soft chuckle, Magnus pulled out his phone and started recording a video that would be used for his benefit in several future arguments.

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Haha, that was, I'm not quite sure. Sorry for the possible spelling error, I got a new phone yesterday and I'm still getting used to it. Okay, I'm gonna go put some sugar in my tea, because it is BITTER!! I hope you enjoyed!!

HAVE A SUPER SPARKLY DAY!!!