"WHERE ARE THE PAPAYAS!!!"
"I DONT FREAKING KNOW!! ASK THE CAT!!!"
"THE CAT CAN'T TALK MAGNUS YOU KNOW THAT!!"
"YOU'RE RIGHT HE CAN'T!" Magnus walked into the bedroom and found cattle sitting on the bed.
"JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST WHY ARE THERE COWS IN OUT BEDROOM?!?!"
"SEX APPEAL, I DON'T KNOW!!"
"BUT COWS AREN'T SEXY!!"
"THEY AREN'T, BUT I KNOW WHAT IS."
"WHAT ALEXANDER?"
"YOU."
They then made out for several hours.
The End!
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Don't ask. just don't. Okay bye.
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Malec One-shots!
FanfictionSome fun and random one-shots about one of my favorite ships, Malec!!
