Exhilaration | Shawn Hunter [Boy Meets World]

Notorious

After school, we went to look for Eric. Through the newspaper doors, I heard a girl say, "Ah, Eric, yes. That feels so good! Don't stop!"

"Okay, we found my brother," Cory said before opening the door.

Eric was just rubbing Molly's shoulders. "This personality profile of our new principal is superlative."

"Well, the man lives next door. Glad I could give some help," Eric replied.

"Yes. Well, you give a wonderful neck massage."

"You know, Molly, I'm more than just a pair of strong, masculine hands."

"Well, of course you are, my little cabana boy." Then, she stopped typing. "Well, fini!" she said. 

"No, no. It's Feeny," Eric tried to correct. "His name is Feeny."

Molly gave him an unimpressed look. "Fini is French for finished."

"Ha-ha, the French our neighbors to the north."

We decided to walk in. "Hello!" Cory greeted.

"Not now, I'm working."

"You said you'd drive us home," Cory said, placing our rats on the table causing Molly to scream and stand up.

"Hey, babe, you're wiggin' out the rats," Shawn said.

"Rats?" she questioned.

"Yeah. We're studying natural selection," I answer. 

"We're gonna see if rats know the difference between natural cheddar and 'I can't believe it's not cheese!'" Cory adds.

"Yep, our D-plus rests on furry little Betty, Shawn and Cory," Shawn said.

"B-plus at the least," I tell him.

"You named them after yourselves?" Eric asked.

"Yeah. Shawn's the one chewing the lock, Betty's the one running in circles and I'm the one with the skin disease," Cory answered.

"Shawn named my rat, I wanted to name her Jesse," I sigh.

"Betty's a great name to a great gal," Shawn replied.

"Keep your little vermin away from tomorrow's edition of the school paper," Molly said.

"Yeah. Come on, let's go, all six of you rats," Eric said.

I looked through the cage. "Um, make that all five of us rats," I say.

"Little Shawn broke out?" Cory asked before spotting him on the floor. "I got him, I got him." He picked up Little Shawn before he raised it to Molly. "He wants to kiss you! Please! He loves you!" Molly screamed before running out and slamming the door behind her while I held my stomach laughing. "Come on, you kiss my brother!"

"Hey, thank you. Thank you very much. I finally get a brainy girl interested in me, and you guys screw it up," Eric said before pushing the door, trying to open it."

"Pull, doofus," I tell him.

Eric smiled. "Oh, pull."

Once he was gone, Shawn said, "Well, I gotta get home. I promised Mom I'd crack her back before American Gladiators."

I noticed Cory at the computer. "What are you doing, Cor?" I ask. 

"Check it out!" he said.

Me and Shawn walk over as he said, "Oh! A screen full of Feen!"

"He's gonna be on the front page of the school paper?" I question.