Shawn Mendes imagines

Pick up lines for you

A/N Just imagine its Shawn telling you this *edited*

⭐️ "Do you like sales? Because clothing is 100% off at my place"

⭐️ Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

⭐️Can i borrow a kiss? I promise i'll give it back

⭐️ Do you like sleeping? Me too. We should do it together sometime.

⭐️ I lost my number. Can i have yours?

⭐️ Your clothes make me uncomfortable. Please take them off.

⭐️ Do you have a map? Because i keep getting lost in your eyes.

⭐️Are you Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.

⭐️I might as well call you google, because you have everything I've been searching for.

⭐️ Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

⭐️There's only one thing I want to change about you, and that's your last name.

⭐️Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

⭐️Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

⭐️Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

⭐️Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I'd die.

⭐️ I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art

⭐️You don't need keys to drive me crazy.

⭐️Is it hot in here or is it just you?

⭐️Are you French because Eiffel for you.

⭐️I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?

⭐️Your lips look so lonely...Would they like to meet mine?

⭐️I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.

⭐️I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look.

⭐️Are you from Japan cause I'm trying to get in Japanties.

⭐️Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?