Sanders Sides One Shots

Spiders (Royality)

-Roman's POV-

Patton. Here's the thing about Patton: he has a terrible fear of spiders. Here's what happened just a moment ago:

"Roman~!!! Help!!!" Patton yells from the other room. I go in there and say, "What's the matter, Patton?" he was backed into a corner and he points to the shelf across from him.
There was a Daddy Long-Leg spider sitting on the counter. I sigh as I pick it up and carry it outside. I set it down and come back inside, and Patton hugs me. "Thank you!!" he exclaims.

So now, I'm standing here, Patton clinging to me, wondering why he's so afraid of even the most harmless of spiders. I blush at the situation, because I'm actually quite fond of Patton; I... Like him. More than a friend.
He notices this and says, "I guess your face knows you're hot, Roman, because you're turning pink." Did... Did Patton just call me hot?

"U-m... What do you mean...?" I ask, stuttering now. Great. Pull yourself together, Roman!
"Well, it only makes sense that a prince is hot; how else is he going to get his ‘true love's kiss’?" he asks while smiling.

He totally is. Patton is absolutely flirting with me right now.

"Well, I could just steal my ‘true love's kiss’..." I reply. "Stealing isn't nice, Roman." he playfully scolds.

<time skip, 3 days>

-Patton's POV-

Roman and I have been flirting back and forth for these past few days, and I'm not complaining. I really like Roman, and to have him flirt with me is just so... There's no word! It makes me feel overwhelmingly happy.

I was in my room drawing on some paper when I see something out of the corner of my eye. I look up and find a big black spider crawling on my wall. I feel the color drain from my face as I fall out of the chair.
"What was that crashing noise, Patton?" Roman asks. "Get in here, please!" I yell back to him. Soon enough, he pops up in my room and says, "Why are you on the floor?"

I make a noise similar to a cry and point at the wall. Roman looks over to the wall and jumps slightly. "I see." he says. He summons his sword and hands it to me. "Just in case." he tells me.
He then summons a cup with some paper and traps the spider. Once it crawls up into the cup, he slips the paper underneath it and starts heading for the door. "I'll be right back." he says.

A short while later, he appears back in the room and I give him his sword. He the helps me up, but also pulls me really close to him. Before I could process what was happening, he kissed me. It was a solid 10-second kiss, and then he pulled away.
"Sorry, it was just too good not to steal." he says. I laugh and say, "Well, my Prince Charming rescues me and then kisses me. What a happy fairy tale."

"We can do it again, if you want." he says. "I think I'd like that, your highness." I say teasingly. He kisses me again, longer this time (as I'm actually retaliating this time).

-Roman's POV-

We break apart a second time, and Patton smiles. "Never thought I'd be kissing a prince." he says. I laugh and say, "And I never thought I'd be able to kiss my true love."

He flushes a deep shade of red and says, "You... How long were you in love with me?" I hum softly at him and say, "Oh, about a good year or so."
"Well, why didn't you say anything, you silly prince?!" he asks as he playfully hits me. "Well, I was waiting for you to notice." I answer.

"Well, I have been flirting with you since like, ever." he says. "Oh, Patton, you flatter me." I say, probably blushing.

To think this all happened because I saved Patton from a spider. I'm not going to complain, though; I did promise him that I'd destroy them for him, if need-be.

"So, does this mean we can date each other?" Patton asks. I smile at him and say, "But of course."

-Patton's POV-

I'm so happy right now, and that's saying something. I was worried it would take longer for Roman to realize.

To celebrate my new boyfriend, I go downstairs and make some cookies (Sugar cookies, because that's Roman's favorite). We both eat them together, smiling and watching TV. We were watching Disney movies like Tangled and Moana.
We get tired soon, and I decided I wanted to sleep in Roman's room tonight. He agrees happily, and I fall asleep in his arms (wearing my cat onsie).

The next day, we walk downstairs to eat breakfast with everyone. "Ah, there you are. Where did you two disappear to yesterday?" Logan asks, cutting his pancake.
"I was in my room in the corner because there was a spider there. Roman got rid of it, though." I tell him.

"Wow, Dad, you're really afraid of spiders..." Virgil says. "Indeed, but that's just how Arachnophobia - or any other phobia, really - works; they are irrational fears that can either immobilize someone or make them flee." Logan says.
I laugh at the casualty in which Logan said that; he talks as if we all know what he's saying.

"I love you all, but especially you, Roman~" I say, turning to my boyfriend. Virgil half-chokes and says, "Since when are you two a thing?"

"Since yesterday, JDelightful." Roman says back. "Now, Roman, there's no need for name-calling." I softly chide. "Sorry, dear." he says. I really do love all of them so, so much. Especially Roman; he means the world to me, and so much more.

A/N
Sorry about the delay.
Also, my brain is freaking dead. ACT testing melted it and it fell out of my skull.
Also also, a very happy birthday to our boi, Thomas!!