Hustlers they sluts and drug smugglers
Money they double up throw that stuff up and bubble up
Best believe when I get ya I'm bout to strap it down
Cause wadatah Imma tippy tah on ya capitown
I pulled my phone from my pocket and smirked, “hello Joy,” I said happily.
“Where are you and your brother?”
“Wouldn’t you like to know?”
“Lacy so help me god…”
“Touch me. I dare you. Let’s see what the jury will have to say about it”
I heard her make some frustrated noises, “get home right now”
“Nope,” I smirked and saw Sam was trying to hold back a laugh.
“Lacy Marie Scott!”
“Joy Hannah Stevenson!” I mocked.
“Get. Home. Now,” she demanded.
“Sorry. No can do Joy my dear. See, I fucking hate you with a fiery passion and I’d rather be in hiding for the rest of my life than live with you. So you either set up a court date to give back Markus’ and my custardy to my parents or I stay where I am and you won’t find me”
“Markus has to go back to school next week. We can get you then”
“That’s called kidnapping and it’s illegal in every state of every country”
“Lacy please. Just come home,” she begged.
“One, that is not a home. It’s a neglecting centre mixed with hell. Two, no thanks,” I said then hung up.
Sam burst out laughing and didn’t stop until he was bright red and restricted of breath, “holy fuck! That was epic!”
“I know,” I smiled and flipped my hair over my shoulder.
“Do your parents know about you being…”
“Haha no. I’d be disowned and banished to the farthest corners of this earth”
“Technically the earth is round so…”
“Oh Ma' va te ne a fanculo!”
“What the actual fuck?”
“It’s go fuck yourself in Italian” (got this off a website so don’t hold me to this)
“I couldn’t even if I wanted to,” I smirked.
“You could. There are ways”
“None in which a guy like you would know about”
“I may be gay but I’m not oblivious to how girls work”
“Fuck off,” I said after a while.
“No thanks. This is my house after all”
“How was that thing said again?”
“Not telling,” he said with a cheeky smile.
“Well don’t you just suck,” I said then burst out laughing. “Pun intended,” I said and he rolled his eyes. “Ok I’m sorry,” I said, calming myself down.
“I can always announce on Twitter that we’re screwing”
“If you do I’m announcing that you’re gay. And only one of those statements is true”
“Ma' va te ne a fanculo”
“There it is!” I laughed.
“Ta da!” he deadpanned.
“Lighten up Sammy. You get to look forward to having me around all the time”
“Oh fuck me”
“If you really don’t want me here then I can go to Luke’s parent’s place”
“No!” he said then pulled me into hug.
“Derp face,” I told him as I pulled out my phone.
We both made the ugliest faces possible then I took a picture.
“So going on Twitter,” I told him.
“But we look hideous,” he whined.
“Too bad,” I said and poked my tongue at him.
Lacy Scott @LazyLacy
@SamIAM dis be by gaybe
“Gaybe?” he asked.
“Gay babe”
“Oh my god really?”
“Well I saw you already announced your fabulousness to the Twittersphere so I thought I’d add it,” I shrugged.
“Thanks Lace”
“You’re very welcome gaybe,” I smiled.
“You’re going to call me that all the time now. Aren’t you?”
“I’m making it your contact name right now,” I smirked.
“Oh god no”
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Ignorance ~Careful Sequel~
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