Gintama x Reader One Shots

Sakata Gintoki x Reader: Much Ado About Pudding

"Gin-chan," (F/N) said sweetly, "where is my pudding?"

Her loving boyfriend averted his gaze, burying his face in a copy of shounen jump. (F/N) frowned, and straddled his hips, tearing the magazine out of his hands.

"Listen up," she snapped. "We've been over this several times. Things in the fridge with (L/N) (F/N) on them are mine, and that means mine. Not my boyfriend's, and not his weird adoptive kids'. Mine."

"Did it have your name on it?" Gin asked. "I could have sworn—"

"Sakata Gintoki, I am not in the mood."

He sighed. "Look, I'm sorry I ate your pudding. It was delicious, but hey, I have a job, so if you could please..."

He put his hands on her waist, picked her up, and set her on the ground. (F/N) puffed up her cheeks, and crossed her arms.

"A job, huh?"

"I swear it's real this time," he insisted, standing up and stretching.

(F/N) rolled her eyes. "Whatever. See you later, I guess."

"See you later."

~o0o~

(F/N) sighed as she spun around in Gin's desk chair. It was the only thing she could think of to make herself feel any better. Sure, Gin could annoy the heck out of her, but she still loved him. They were both unreasonably stubborn, but she liked to think they were head over heels for each other. When she thought about it, getting upset over pudding was kind of stupid. She should probably apologize.

She paused in her spinning to get out her phone, and sent him a quick text.

Sorry about earlier. Are you free tomorrow? Let's go out.

She sent the text, and after a moment, made a small edition.

I'll treat you to a parfait.

He responded immediately.

Sure. How does two o'clock sound? I'll be holding you to that parfait.

(F/N) chuckled. What a dork.

Deal. I'll see you then.

See ya.

~o0o~

That date never happened. The next day, Kagura and Shinpachi chased Gin through town because he didn't pay them (yet again.) This inadvertently led to (F/N)'s precious boyfriend getting hit by a truck.

(F/N) didn't hear about the incident until well after it happened, when she received a text from Shinpachi. (F/N) immediately rushed to the apartment, only to find he wasn't there. He didn't answer any of her texts, and by that point, she was very worried.

As she rushed through town looking for her curly-headed boyfriend, she bumped into a familiar face—Hijikata Toushirou, Vice-Chief of the Shinsengumi. He'd saved her life a couple of times when Gin's adventures almost got her killed, and (F/N) liked to think she was on good terms with him.

"Hijikata-san!" she exclaimed. "Are you okay? I heard you were in the accident with my idiot of a boyfriend."

"(F/N)-chan?"

(F/N) blinked. Since when has Hijikata-san called me that?

His eyes widened, and he cleared his throat.