Gintama x Reader One Shots

Okita Sougo x Reader: Part 2 of What do I look like to you?

"(F/N)-sama! (F/N)-sama, open the door!"

(F/N) hissed in annoyance as she threw a jacket on over her pajamas. She'd slept in that day, and therefore wasn't able to escape before her bodyguards arrived. Hence the current situation: (F/N) locked in her bedroom, with her Shinsengumi guards frantically pounding on the barricaded door.

"Let's see...how to escape..."

She threw open the window, and looked down. It was two stories to the ground, and no fire escape.

"Well, I might as well try it."

She clambered out the window, managing to find some reasonably good hand and foot holds. Once she was certain the Shinsengumi wouldn't be able to see her if they broke down the door, she let out a breath.

Let's see...the windowsill from the apartment below is around here somewhere.

She felt with her foot, and managed to locate something that felt reasonably sturdy.

Okay, I'll let go with this hand, and...

The windowsill broke.

Her remaining hand slipped from its hold, and she found herself falling backwards. She grabbed for anything—a lose brick or a piece of siding, but there was nothing there.

She closed her eyes and braced for the impact, only for someone to catch her before she hit the ground.

"Wha..."

"Wow, you're heavy," spoke a monotone voice.

(F/N) opened her eyes a crack.

"Sougo..."

The boy looked down at her with a bored expression.

"I swear, aside from Prince Baka, you're the Amanto royalty that causes the most trouble around here."

She was about to snap at him when she realized something—when he looked at her with that expression, he was seeing the real her.

(F/N) had never bothered with her appearance—after all, people saw what they wanted to—but Sougo could see everything from her messy hair, to the dark bags under her eyes, to the pimple she found on her forehead the night before.

Her hands flew over her face, and she struggled in his arms.

"Could you...could you..."

"Nice pimple, by the way."

She let out a growl, and smacked him in the face with her slipper. "Bad Sougo! Now let go!"

Before he could drop her, she jumped to the ground. Sougo held his cheek, gazing at her with his usual blank stare.

(F/N) took one look at him, and ran away.

Why am I doing this? He's an asshole, but that's just who he is. I smack him for stuff like this all the time! Why is this upsetting me so much?

I have to face the fact that I'm actually in love with that idiot. But what am I going to do? I have no bloody idea how romance works!

~o0o~

"Emergency!" (F/N) shouted as she broke down the door to the Yorozuya.

Kagura stared at her blankly. Gintoki continued reading his Jump without a care. Shinpachi, however, gaped at her.

"Why did you do that?" he demanded. "And why are you wearing pajamas?"