(Ship Name: Luclaus)
Lucas & Claus: No.
Duster: OH HOLY FUCK NO!
Kumatora: Get that shit out of my face!
Teddy: People actually ship this? What the hell?!
Jeff: The gay part is fine, but last I checked, we ain't in Alabama.
Lloyd: Why the fuck?
Ness: N-No. Just no.
Ninten: Why though?
Ana: Well then . . .
Paula: . . . They're BROTHERS!!!
Poo: You want my opinion on this one? This ship can go sink on the Titanic, freeze over in hell, get devoured, get thrown into a Sharknado, and sing fucking Beethoven in G Major when it goes to shit.
Claus: Honestly, it deserves worse.
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Earthbound: React To Ships
FanfictionThe classic crew of Ninten, Ana, Lloyd, Teddy, Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo, Lucas, Claus, Kumatora, and Duster are here to see which of the Mother/Earthbound ships they approve of, and which ones are just plain weird. Oh yeah . . . There's also some fou...
